@PeteThamel@shams@AdamSchefter Many other Loser coaches are scared of playing the Florida Gators, and running to other conferences, or even the NBA to avoid us - sad!
The Irrelevant OLDen State Warriors called me up last night, begging and pleading to hire Todd Golden. Todd and I laughed and hung up the phone immediately - their only GREAT player is Al Horford (a great guy, who I know very well)!
Todd will be BACK next year, WINNING BIG! #MGGA
Thomas Haugh and I had a Wonderful conversation last night, working through a Tremendous deal to bring him back next year. He said no one knows College Basketball like I do, and that he wants to WIN ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP in Gainesville!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Florida junior Thomas Haugh -- a projected potential lottery pick -- will return to the Gators next season, he tells me, @JeremyWoo and @jeffborzello. With the 2027 Player of the Year candidate back in the fold, Florida becomes the favorite to open next season at No. 1.
Alex Condon (great guy, very tall) and I had a great conversation at the White House. He said he wanted more Championships, and was impressed with my Tremendous knowledge of both Basketball and how to WIN! He decided to return to the Gators for another year. Smart choice Alex!
Denzel Aberdeen called me each time after he lost to the Gators last season, begging for his roster spot back. When I told him yes earlier today, he was overcome with relief. He much prefers playing for Todd Golden over Loser Mark Pope, who knows nothing about basketball - Smart!
@MattHayesCFB Fake News Matt Hayes, a failure and a loser, has deluded himself into thinking that Todd Golden would leave the Gators for UNC (BIG downgrade). Maybe if Moronic Matt stopped living in a Fantasyland and started writing realistic articles, he wouldn’t have such Low Ratings! Sad!
@espn Chad Baker-Mazara (old enough to be the Joe Biden of College Basketball) ran from the SEC after losing BIG to Florida multiple times. Now he quits on ANOTHER team, like the loser he is. Maybe he will finally get a job, or check into a Nursing Home!
John Calipari, a born loser who has not coached a relevant team in 15 years, is whining (like a baby) on the sidelines while losing by 30. If he stopped crying and started developing players, he might not lose to the Gators so badly!
Gators WIN the SEC Championship - Thank You!
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