JMH @GenerationMeh

Death to Videodrome. Long live the new flesh. Joined April 2009

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JMH @GenerationMeh

19 hours ago

Saw a guy (not an employee) shopping at Menards while wearing a Menards t shirt. Peak Midwest.

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2 days ago

“I know you!” a man yelled and pointed from across the room. He did in fact know me, but it was unnerving nonetheless.

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Moving weekend in a college town means swarms of out of state parents schlepping desks and bed frames. “Can never have too many stairs,” a portly dad in a Vikings tee huffs to the one in a Cubs hat trudging behind him.

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6 days ago

“Hello, my child,” I overhear a six year-old solemnly greet a friend at the public library.

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a week ago

@kaleighf That’s where I’d direct people with these kind of asks. “Oh, sounds like you’re interested in X. I designed specifically for companies in your situation. Take a look and let me know if you’d like to proceed.” Would take a lot of gall to still push you for a freebie after that!

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a week ago

My bank, getting a little too cute about my summer habits, has added @DairyQueen under bills, including a reminder as to when my next “payment” is due.

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2 weeks ago

And so the sojourn in this house ends as it began — sitting on the floor of an empty living room drinking out of season hot chocolate

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3 weeks ago

@steveintransit Freeing in a way

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3 weeks ago

Realized that all the companies I’ve ever worked for no longer exist. Merged, acquired, bankrupt, my resume is just tombstones now.

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4 weeks ago

Firmly in my matcha era

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4 weeks ago

My thing is that if I so much as got a $2.00 parking ticket or chuckled at a mildly risqué joke at an office Christmas party a decade ago, I’d be too paranoid to even run for town dog catcher. But maybe that’s just me? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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a month ago

If you told me Hugh Grant once played a character named Jude Bellingham, I would 100% believe you.

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a month ago

@OgLakyn Genius is debatable, but happy to have a convo about how to puzzle your pieces together. I’ve gotten a lot from your tweets!

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a month ago

Online reviews in a nutshell

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2 months ago

“Have you seen my wife?” I hear an old man plaintively ask the Costco sample lady. “I’ve seen a lot of wives,” she replies with a thousand yard stare.

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2 months ago

It’s impossible to look at someone the same way after finding out they have a vanity license plate.

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3 months ago

Really need an AMA from the guy I saw at Costco the other day who was happily checking out with one of everything they were sampling in the store.

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4 months ago

“Yaxel Lendeborg” is the name of an unseeded underdog who almost upset Jannik Sinner in the Wimbledon Round of 16 and you’ll never convince me otherwise.