Gold Rush News @Goldrushfish
Established in 1848. The only source of news not controlled by the Liberal Media, the Illuminati, or Daniel Radcliffe. Partially influenced by Daniel Radcliffe. bit.ly/2iGS2L5 Joined February 2016-
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Marketing strategist and national treasure Kylie Jenner discovers there is more out there than what most people can see. x.com/kyliejenner/st…
Could business mogul and genius, Kylie Jenner find a cure for HIV/AIDS virus if she tried? textuploader.com/ddfgb
Breaking: Joe Biden's teeth made of "fake ivory" produced in Bangladeshi sweat shop. textuploader.com/ddfgb
Trump: We will begin immediate implementation of my "Stop and Frisk *cough*thepussy*cough* Act" Paul Ryan: Excuse me?
As well as disaffirming humanity's hypothetical evolution into omnipresent computers with the capacity to manipulate space and time.
The simultaneous plurality and singularity of time challenges the legitimacy of free-will as a fundamental human canon.
Maple syrup exports account for 68% of Canada's GDP.
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It's all fun and games until someone comes down with the Black Plague
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