Christian Irony @GoodBadHoly
I asked God if He had a sense of humor, He said look in the mirror. Avi is me. ask.fm/GoodBadHoly Joined April 2013-
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Somehow I don't think your regular Sunday lunch waitress you just invited to church next week will be available to attend, but I could be wrong. 🤔🤔
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I think I'd be a better ref than some of these guys, and it took me AGES to comprehend what a first down was...
Friend preached this morning, was really tempted to put critiques into a text to send to him afterwards, you know, to help him grow as a preacher.
@YaelSpeaks I might. I'll have to think about it. Hmm..
That awkward moment when Jesus said to be salt and light and instead everyone is salty and lit.
@YaelSpeaks Smart! Who knows, I may stick around as a more muted version of my former self. The teen angst is gone, but I can still be a little salty. :D
@YaelSpeaks Thanks! Don't know how long I'll be back, I don't have much material nowadays.
Me: I might visit other churches. SS Teacher: Do what you gotta do. Preacher's sermon is all about how you shouldn't change churches...
8 y/o: I know how to twerk! Me: Who taught you that? 8 y/o: My grandma. Me: ...........
"They left the church, must have gotten their feelings hurt." Yeah, that's why a lot of 20+ year members would leave, over something small..
Church Member to visitor: Where are you from? Visitor: *Church name* Member: Oh, another one from *Church name*!
@MatthewBoedy Because God totally won't tell you to go elsewhere or anything...
@XianJaneway That's a heck of a lot of faith...
Preacher starts talking bout how people shouldn't leave churches for others... So should all the transplants go back to their home churches?
*Preaches about how we just need to love on people and not judge em* *Posts very disrespectful/insulting post toward elders*Seems bout right
3 calls in a row, all on 3rd downs, that happen to give the losing team a 1st down? Seems legit.
Oh hey, someone actually singing the National Anthem correctly, meaning it sounds good for once.
@MandyBroughton Agreed, does anyone take those guys seriously? You won't see them in a professional capacity.
*Females complain about dress codes being sexist* They'd apply to guys, but they usually don't wear short shorts and plunging necklines.
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