The Snarky Grad Student🏳️🌈 @GradSnarky
Snarky is what I do best, but awkward is pretty close. Catch me in the Shakespeare section. | Ph.D from WebMD Some Distant Corner of The Library Joined November 2018-
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You must be in grad school. @whynowhy
When students complain about their grade that probably should’ve been even lower than it was and you’re just thinking THAT GRADE WAS A GIFT 🎁🎁
@virtualham Give it as a bonus question, but don’t tell them if they got it right.
The Snarky Grad Student🏳️🌈 retweeted
If there is ONE THING I CAN’T FREAKING STAND it’s when a student complains about me to the professor I TA for because he/she is unhappy about his/her grade. Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize the TA is responsible for your lack of effort and should be SHIT ON FOR DOING HER JOB.
#GradCat would like to lodge a formal complaint with finals as it has disrupted his nightly routine, and he is PISSED.
@MuzzledProf My students hate me. Does that count?
@GradSkoolStrugs Let me guess. Annoyed and slightly distant? No? Okay. Must be misquoting my mother then.
The Snarky Grad Student🏳️🌈 retweeted
Student email: “I’m not the type to argue grades, but...” [proceeds to write more words in an email than in any assignment thus far] #AcademicTwitter #PhDchat
If you’re a grad student who doesn’t drink coffee and/or alcohol and claims to always do all the reading, I don’t trust you.
The Snarky Grad Student🏳️🌈 retweeted
You know what would be great? If people would try adding something intellectual to the conversation instead of just correcting people or trying to “catch” them when they’re wrong. Are you really that insecure about your own intelligence? Or do you just have a shit personality 🤔
Final paper season. Smells like bullshit. You choose whether I’m referring to my own papers or my students’.
Thank you Gwen Stefani for teaching an entire generation to spell bananas.
I would like to sue student health care facilities on account of malpractice. I have an undisclosed witness who has come forward to discuss the struggle of not being offered a lollipop or a sticker after being cared for. #speakout
I love students who think they can guilt trip me into excusing their absences. Aka the ENTIRE semester so far.
I'll turn 31 in grad school living life on food stamps. No one could steer me right, but mama tried.
Today, a fellow grad student and I listened to "Mama Tried" before going to teach. You know what my mama tried? To convince me not to be an English major. This semester is steadily convincing me that mama was right.
You’d think with all the tuition money I pay that they could run the heat in the library.
Today, I feel personally attacked by the 18th century.
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