Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

In homage to a national treasure..Larry twitches his velour curtains and shares his cheeky observations on local characters and the minutiae of daily life.. Watering the pansies..Nuneaton Joined January 2013

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

8 months ago

Well I’m home alone for tea tonight as Everard goes to his sausage club on a Monday. He’s hoping to tempt the members with his Cumberland ring tonight. I did try it years ago before I became a veggie but it was all gristle & skin. Everard’s always gone for a cheap sausage..

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8 months ago

@stevengrocock Hmm, he’ll do anything for a cream horn..

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8 months ago

Everard, pass my specs. Is that Ronnie Corbett on ‘Lingo’? Ye gads!

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9 months ago

Glory be, what a face Dermot O’Leary is pulling on @thismorning with @AlisonHammond Looks like one of them has passed wind according to Roger Mycock, who’s just popped round for a Mellow Birds. Quick, Everard - pass me the Glade Vanilla Bean… Pchit, pchit, pchit… 💨

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

12 months ago

I say @romankemp look at your wriggly feet on the go during your podcast… Everard was all agog! 😳 and asks if they have their own insta account? 🤔 Best wishes to you!

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12 months ago

@romankemp Everard Farquharson is fascinated by your moving feet on your podcast and politely enquires if they have their own Instagram page?

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12 months ago

Oooo I’m like a spent rag in this heat. I’ve just been outside to check my borders, I could cry. All of the pansies are wilting although Everard’s red hot poker is still erect…

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

12 months ago

I’ve had Roger Mycock here today, wearing the skimpiest pair of canary yellow shorts & some Poundland flip-flops. If I’d heard them coming down my front entry I’d have pretended I was out. He’d been baking & brought me a sausage roll. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry..

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12 months ago

Well I'm all agog, look at @Peston's barnet. Everard says he must've taken his curler out but forgot to comb it through. Gladys Uppard next door will be all hot n bothered, after a stiff Emva Cream one night she confessed she'd love to run her fingers through his locks. Fancy.

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

2 years ago

Poor Fred. I bet he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. I once spotted my neighbour, Gladys Uppard pegging out 2 of her wigs on the washing line. She’d tried to disguise them by attaching 2 plastic dolls from Poundland but I knew the truth.. the dolls were tiny in comparison!😆

archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71

2 years ago

Coronation Street - written by John Stevenson (23rd April 1979). Fred's new hairpiece doesn't go unnoticed.

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

2 years ago

Well I don’t know whether I’m coming or going! Here I am stood in my galley kitchen with a wet rag in my hand & I’ve no idea what I came in here for. Everard is in the lean-to with his pal Lancôme Bird choreographing their new Eurovision ribbon dance. Apparently it’s too secret..

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Doris Speed Fans @DorisSpeedFans

2 years ago

Happy Birthday to Helen Worth!

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

2 years ago

Hear, hear! It’s been 29 years ago today since that door finally closed 🚪💕

Michael Lockley is on Whernside @LagstoneHall

2 years ago

@GraysonLarry When times were difficult and life was stressful, Larry would keep us all entertained. The world needs more like him. And actually Isla wasn't too bad either.

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

2 years ago

Ooo I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! I was just going to have a couple of my lemon puff biscuits with my mellow Birds ☕️ and then this popped up on my feed. That 👅 tongue, reminds me of something else. Can’t think what..

𝘿𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙠 𝙁𝙖𝙮𝙚 (oh, You are Awful) @HeyHeyDerekFaye

2 years ago

Morning!

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

2 years ago

Gd morning! What a lovely, gay day. Everard’s gone out for a walk in the woods with his pal Lancôme Bird & Gladys Uppard, next door, has been out pruning her overgrown bush on her frontage in her pink housecoat! I’m making myself a coffee and may dunk a chocolate finger! Hey ho

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

3 years ago

Glory be! Everard is all agog watching @radioleary and @AlisonHammond doing their shoulder rolls to ABC.. “Laz, d’you think if I did those movements with my shoulders people would find me alluring at the gentleman’s disco?..” I told him no. They’d think you were Thomas The tank

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archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71

3 years ago

R.I.P. George Logan (Dr Evadne Hinge) whose death was announced yesterday, seen here with Patrick Fyffe (Dame Hilda Bracket) in The Good Old Days (5th February 1976).

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Larry Grayson (parody homage) @GraysonLarry

3 years ago

Awe, you are kind to think of me at this sad time. Yes I raised a glass tonight and toasted dear Dame Evadne and Hilda, now reunited at last! I shall always think of them both whenever I have a stiff one in future. You’ve given me a moist cheek! #Emvacream #HingeAndBracket ❤️