SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

Father. Unit Chief. He/Him “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut • Layout by @alliedaudacity Written by Freddie Joined June 2017

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

@eideticmemry convinced him to dress up for Halloween…

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

On vacation with @alliedaudacity for their anniversary - Hotch is laying by the pool with a beer.

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

Jack did too… still does sometimes. I think it’s important for them to have someone their age to talk to. How old is your girl?

» 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐧 « @ScarredLegacy

2 years ago

My little one would love that. Might help her to know she’s not alone. She has big feelings about this job.

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

@G0LDENBEAUT Hotch looked up from the file he’d read and re read about a dozen times, brow furrowed behind his glasses, and blinked at her. He hadn’t expected anyone else to be awake. “No,” a small tired smile. “Seems I’m not the only one.”

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

On the jet home from another horrific case - Hotch can’t sleep.

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

Or at least a play date group.

» 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐧 « @ScarredLegacy

2 years ago

There should be a support group for agents who are parents

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

[On vacation, on a beach somewhere, with a lemon on his head]

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

@alliedaudacity //never Leave me :3

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

Retirement looks good on Hotch (who’s grown his beard out and got a bit of a tan) but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t miss his job…

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

—passed to fetch his brief case. It didn’t take long to pack himself up and in a moment, he was pulling his coat on. “Take me home, Agent Morgan.”

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

It was a little thing but it still warmed Aaron’s heart; they’d learned to look after each other over the years, to worry, and he knew Derek felt better when they left together. “Those profiler skills at work again, I see,” he teased, fingertips brushing his lovers as he —

Derek Morgan @alliedaudacity

2 years ago

"Why don't we get home and get some sleep?" He's tired, but he always waits for Hotch before he leaves. It feels better for them to head home together. "You look exhausted."

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

//okay but Hotch coming out of retirement for a case? 👀

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

—Hotch stifled a yawn as he closed the file and pushed to his feet.

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SSA Aaron Hotchner (parody) @GrumpyHotch

2 years ago

Perhaps it’s because they hadn’t been together for all that long in the grand scheme of things but sometimes it still takes him by surprise. Aaron blinks and glances between the clock and his lover. “Right, sorry.” There wasn’t anything that couldn’t wait until the morning—