Ken T @GrumpyInstructo
No longer a Grumpy Instructor. Travels with Vince. vincentvangone.co.uk Yorkshire Joined February 2013-
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@currys I was expecting a tv ordered on Monday to be delivered in Yorkshire yesterday. No delivery. Royal Mail tracking indicates it has returned to their Coventry sorting office 🤷♂️I head abroad on Monday for a week and don’t want it left on my doorstep. Can you investigate pls
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@fesshole Stressful day at work? There’s a nap for that.
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As it's #YorkshireDay there's nowt better than watching this again.... 🤣
@fesshole Did she start singing Day-oh! Da-a-a-oh!?
@fesshole Permission should always be sought before going round the back.
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@SimonHbikes My biker group has many interesting pub chats discussing which way to enter Trevor…
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Happy #YorkshireDay
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As it's #YorkshireDay today, here's 82 seconds of Sean Bean saying "bastard". Thank me later...
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