Grumpy Reviewer @GrumpyJReviewer
I'm a miserable jerk that's looking for an excuse to reject your journal paper. Share your grumpy reviews with me 'cause misery loves company. Canada Joined August 2014-
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I'm far less cruel than this professor as I let my students wipe their eyes on the exam paper
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Hey, Reviewer 2! Wake up.
🤖 So #ChatGPT wrote the first sentence of this @ElsevierConnect article. Any other parts of the article too? How come none of the coauthors, Editor-in-Chief, reviewers, typesetters noticed? How can this happen with regular peer-review? pubpeer.com/publications/C…
From @RetractionWatch to ResignationWatch.
For those keeping score at home, this is the fourth research misconduct scandal at Harvard in just one month. -Claudine Gay resigned Jan 2 after half of her work was found to contain plagiarized material. -A couple week later, Dana Farber, a Harvard teaching hospital, retracted
It's Monday morning. How's that review coming along?
Grumpy Reviewer retweeted
One of the VPs screwed up so now we need everyone in the college to take a new online training module.
Do tell...
Are you using an LLM to help write reviews?
Uh oh.
"Why Research Fraud Is Getting Worse" by @waltxyz writing in The James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal buff.ly/3uAAMQU
Royalty cheques.
"Why Research Fraud Is Getting Worse" by @waltxyz writing in The James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal buff.ly/3uAAMQU
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My whole life in an infographic
If you think that rattling off quotes from Greek philosophers is the right way to do a land acknowledgement, then maybe you're not the right person to do it.
And @ass_deans is standing on a ladder, testing out her new camera, purchased with the repurposed coffee fund.
"Why Research Fraud Is Getting Worse" by @waltxyz writing in The James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal buff.ly/3uAAMQU
@BJDSOP_ADAA Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
Inhale some helium before reading #Reviewer2's comments out loud.
Gotta be bad when even Reviewer 2 can't be bothered to read your paper.
Manuscript rejected after 3 months because the journal couldn’t find ONE single reviewer. I hear this is an increasingly common issue across journals. Academics, if we’re not supporting each other to move our fields forward, what are we even doing? @AcademicChatter
Grumpy Reviewer retweeted
The professor moral panic over ChatGPT will subside when they all start using to write letters of rec.
Qüïckly. Püt thë böök ïn qüäräntïnë bëförë ït's töö lätë.
A second case of umlaut infection has been found
How many PhDs does this describe?
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