Luke Egan @GrumpyLukeEgan
Former ASP #2, coach, trainer, contest director joelparko.com Parko's coattails Joined September 2011-
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Throwing my hat into the ring for ASP CEO. Of course I'll still be @joelparko's coach, so that means I can just appoint him world champ.
Really sucks that the horrible cameramen didn't stay on @joelparko during the final. He had 2 perfect 10's. Bugger!
@TheSurfCoach I'd like to take official credit for that. You're welcome.
Yes @joelparko!!! That loss just netted us $£500 on SurfBet.com. Woooooo! If we can't win, let's make some money at least!!!
I'm still not sure how @joelparko lost in Portugal. I mean, did you see me waving my arms in the VIP area?!? That has to be worth extra!
Teaching @joelparko that losing is unacceptable. Making him swim to Portugal for the next event.
“@kellyslater: @GrumpyLukeEgan and that's 'dual'.”. Hey, you motivate your clients your way, and I'll motivate Parko my way.
@kellyslater - it didn't say anything about coaches in duel / conflicting roles did it?
@surfparty69 - I didn't steal it, but I did arm wrestle the lad for it. Little poof couldn't arm wrestle for shit. I won fair & square!!!
Losing to a wildcard? Ha! If this were a Billabong event, that would be grounds for a heat re-surf. Cmon Quiksilver!
@joelparko - Don't worry, mate. Got my French judge disguise all set this week. If that doesn't work, I'll talk tons of shit on the web.
Made @joelparko do 5k sit-ups today. I mean, hey, I can't be contest director at EVERY event. #AmIRight?
Working closely behind the scenes to get myself on the judging panel at all @aspworldtour events. (at least during @joelparko's heats)
@kellyslater @therealgorkin - Oy, Gorky. Vomit is weakness leaving your body. Stare at it and make it cry.
In between the Trestles event and the France event, I'm headed to Easter Island for a staring contest with those giant heads.
Oy! Hey @julian_wilson - you know why I'm following you now? Because I'm going to haunt your dreams if you beat Parko one more time. Grrr
Still bloody upset that @joelparko didn't win the Hurley Pro final.
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