HRP @HRP35

Gentleman of culture. Pineapple Daddy. I write the words the whole world searches. Joined January 2012

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HRP @HRP35

3 days ago

@stltoday Beautifully said

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5 months ago

Donald Trump rarely wears yellow ties. This is 100% because Japanese people were welcomed at the White House, isn’t it?

CSPAN @cspan

5 months ago

Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

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6 months ago

Tis far too beautiful a night for sobriety.

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8 months ago

Next time I’m in Vegas I’ll return to Craftsteak simply to show appreciation for this tweet.

Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio

8 months ago

Bad plastic surgeons

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9 months ago

That feeling when you realize you don’t have a full work week until mid January.

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10 months ago

Supposing ghosts are real, what do you think the term for ghosting is in their community?

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While some of you look at this time as the morn of cuffing season, I welcome it as time to catch up on all the music I’ve meant to listen to and not made time for. It’s best of the year playlist making season. Chicks with swagger are having themselves a year.

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11 months ago

@jmjones I just sent a group text asking the same. It also seems like the camera’s pulled out a little further.

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11 months ago

The @StLouisBlues season begins tonight and that’s got me feeling

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11 months ago

May all of you who choose not to vaccinate their children suffer the repercussions that those who aren’t irresponsible fucking morons inevitably will too.

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11 months ago

Nowhere are NBC News’ findings more striking than St. Louis. The rate of children starting kindergarten in the St. Louis area who are fully vaccinated has plummeted from 91.6% during the 2010-11 school year to 75.9% in 2024-2025. "We're just in a waiting phase before measles

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a year ago

Thought I was having a stroke. My sunglasses were slowly fogging over. Close call. #blessed

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a year ago

To the creative who put together the @Rockies City Connect color palette: Thanks for your contributions to Summer 2025 Henry’s look.

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a year ago

The seemingly cool kids of elementary school dress exactly like the biggest nerds of my childhood.

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a year ago

Remember, always bet the horse whose name is the best nickname for your dick. Go ahead and call Render Judgment the winner. Don’t have a ween? Pick the name that best describes your favorite.