Hackabilly @Hackabilly
I like to #sing. I made an #album called Songs in your Head. Find it on iTunes Google, Amazon, I like to comment. I am here following comedians. I love comedy! amzn.to/38rqhlq Las Vegas, NV Joined June 2011-
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Yabba dabba mother fucker
Hey Stacie, remember when your hair perfectly matched your car?
I'm sorry, but this is the most inept person I've seen.
@BobGolen That's the second chuckle you got from me tonight
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Adam and Eve were the first to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions
New Radicals - You Get What You Give (Official Music Video) youtu.be/DL7-CKirWZE?si… via @YouTube This song lives mortgage-free in my head
Any crickets out there. Give me a comment chirp #chirp
Runnin' Down A Dream What a great name for a sailboat! Damn. Now I need a sailboat. Dang iT! Now I need money. Buy my album "Hackabilly - Songs in your head". Link in my profile. youtu.be/8MUg8mpnhvQ?si… via @YouTube
From experience, I know it's the Uranial variety
Don't believe them when they say it's a piece of cake. And for God's sake, don't eat it!
@BobGolen He has to look through the desert with it.
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I've lost control. I don't see an end. I can't escape anymore. I can't even find my home. Guess it's time for a new keyboard.
Hoooray! I'm a Winner!
Someday. I will figure out this algorithm of life
Mudflap Girl youtu.be/UJDLP7xjH3I?si… via @YouTube This should be required listening if you travel #Nevada State Road 375 #Aliens
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I have declared a vow of celibacy.......Well, I can still have sex with my wife.............. She just sealed the deal.
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