Timothée Bridge @HahaTimBridge
former person of note, current person of interest | comedy | dogs | boston celtics Austin, TX Joined July 2016-
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Naked and Afraid? Oh, yeah thats’s that tv show about when I’m in the shower and the power goes out, right?
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Me after I shit the biggest shit my shitty little pants have ever shit in the history of shitty little pants:
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Pipe rock theory
The new Captain America movie has a character that is four feet tall, looks like Gollum, every line she speaks sounds like she learned it phonetically, and the explanation for why she’s able to beat up a bunch of 6’4” mercenaries is because “she was born in Israel” 3/10 just bad
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@BobsINspace @lllliatttt @Atlantaholic_ Dear diary
@calvinrobinson You’re a loser who ruined his own life because you were too stupid to not do a Nazi salute, keep posting through it all, champ!
I’m not a premature ejaculator, I’m *efficient*
@MeliMor2001 @M2Feet @SocDoneLeft @9mmsmg Cook your own food. Pick up your own food.
@PhantomZer013 @AntlerWeasel @MischiefsYT You enjoy seeing people mad? Weird.
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@OfficiallyFMJ @chazzaward @salveregalo @DramaAlert I mean you literally said “I ain’t reading all that” to a comment that was less than three sentences, so forgive me for thinking you’re capable of understanding a well-researched takedown. “You’ll have nothing” when we’re in a thread about a 45 minute long expose. Watch it.
@AperatureFinTek @badboybaddream Hey man not sure if you’ve ever read a single event from history, but murder/concentrated violence, historically speaking, incredibly useful political tool. Like, world changing even. The Shinzo Abe thing didn’t even happen two years ago. Be honest.
@OfficiallyFMJ @chazzaward @salveregalo @DramaAlert He’s not reporting on things as they are. You are being lied to and you fall for it because you’re gullible! Watch the video exposing him! You might learn something real for once!
@not_A_Burn_er @den_shorts @traytalks27 @AndrewDBailey Yes. Less points on more made shots is literally the opposite of efficiency. Man, I hate to say it but I think you just don’t know math or what words mean…
@not_A_Burn_er @den_shorts @traytalks27 @AndrewDBailey Incorrect. Player B was more efficient than player A because he got his team four more points in the same amount of possessions. Really not understanding what you’re struggling to get here. Do you think the guy who got his team FOUR LESS POINTS was MORE efficient?
Hey Sabrina Carpenter, do you like failed comedians and Pokémon Nuzlockes?
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