Jessica @Halosia

Love God with all your heart mind and soul. Love each other and love yourself. Embrace your inner geek and let it shine! Passionate about God and D&D. She/her Joined June 2009

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Jessica @Halosia

2 years ago

@robinhobb *Gigglesnort*

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2 years ago

@robinhobb @Chillidogg3r I've been wanting to ask if there was any more story before Bee. So excited!

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2 years ago

@DzintraSullivan Chores are a monster

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2 years ago

@jfkantrowitz My thoughts are provoked, thank you 💜

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2 years ago

@LawfulGoodwill I've run out of spoons and gold. But I will put this on my wish list🤣

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

@DarkEyebrowss Q

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3 years ago

@balthazar3827 @gnomedepot Me too lol

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

@jfkantrowitz I giggle snorted reading this

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"The fundamental power of poetry is the friction between the sentence and the line. The sentence is a unit of meaning. When you break it, you get two or more units of meaning that exist simultaneously with the original meaning. No other form of writing has this quality."

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

@extracandy_ Now you have to say something nice about yourself as punishment for the first half of that.

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3 years ago

@iJevin E19 or e20 . My eight and nine slots are bound to my mouse

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RC deWinter @RCdeWinter

3 years ago

A grammar book walks into a bar * An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. * A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. * A bar was walked into by the passive voice. * An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening. * Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.” * A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite. * Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything. * A question mark walks into a bar? * A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly. * Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type." * A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud. * A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. * Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart. * A synonym strolls into a tavern. * At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack. * A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment. * Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor. * A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered. * An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel. * The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known. * A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph. * The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. * A dyslexic walks into a bra. * A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines. * A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert. * A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget. * A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony . – Jill Thomas Doyle

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

@PicturesFoIder Eight and eight is 16 so 15 then four is five plus two is 70 so 75. I don't say the words "is or so" in my head though. If the problem was written vertical I would have moved 2 numbers to the other and see with my eyes and know that it was 75.

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

@sensorystories_ I work in customer service and I'm trying to figure out how to not do this when talking to people. I get points taken off.

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

@jfkantrowitz Yes. Exactly like that💜💜💜

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

Thank you for this poem.

Jessica Kantrowitz 🍁🍂 @jfkantrowitz

3 years ago

I wrote you a poem.

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Jessica Kantrowitz 🍁🍂 @jfkantrowitz

3 years ago

I wrote you a poem.

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

@RevDaniel Gigglesnort🤣

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Jessica @Halosia

3 years ago

Poetry is truth

Jessica Kantrowitz 🍁🍂 @jfkantrowitz

3 years ago

What doesn’t kill you doesn’t always make you stronger Sometimes it just makes you so used to almost dying while people offer platitudes instead of help That you build up a kind of structured hopelessness Whose jagged edges and reset bones bear a faint resemblance to strength.