🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @HamiltonBurger

When you think of the universe as an infinite, omnidirectional Rube Goldberg machine, Karma is not only possible, it is mathematically inevitable. #smokefleet New Hampshire, USA Joined September 2008

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lessthan a minute ago

@LondonRiverSFW Shit. I was going to do this but I said "nah, she won't be impressed!"

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2 hours ago

@kn0tsin @JesusChryslerII She may need to have her skin adjusted again

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4 hours ago

@JaiSweany I like it better when "No Bra Day" is every day except when absolutely necessary.

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4 hours ago

@NotReallyStacy Ah. One of those "Across State Line" things. I have to go to Massachusetts. Or Maine. Or Vermont. But NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Can't have that wacky tobacky in the Live Free Or Die state!!!

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4 hours ago

@st33lspike I'm sure it's for paint scrapers and ladders.

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4 hours ago

@Jen22Colorado I think that they sit around, passing a bong, and go, "OH! I've got one!!!"

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4 hours ago

@Scarletkoito333 Could you possibly imagine reading this absolute horse shit, ghostwritten for a moron by a charlatan?

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4 hours ago

@LePapillonBlu2 Hang on... checking.... Um, no.

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4 hours ago

@LePapillonBlu2 Short answer: No.

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@Cactuscali19912 I think it's very telling that as soon as our stupid government relaxed food inspection laws, every single producer of food in this country was more than happy to stop all quality control.