Schrodinger's priest @Hatchmouse

@charliebelllive Congratulations 🥳

#amazon if I were you I would look at the delivery photo and ask the driver what doorstep that is because it’s definitely not the one it should be on! 😳 useless bot to chat to. No wonder you lose so much stuff!

Dear Pepsi, love the gingerbread version of Pepsi this Christmas. Please make more of it. Thank you. #gingerbreadpepsi #pepsi #please

@atrupar Longest 10 months ever!

@DemocraticWins Posting all night and sleeping in the day. He has dementia.

@houseofcromwell @clairebubblepop Did you know that if they just let people who cheated continue it I would cost the system less than trying to police it. The reason they do it is so we can argue amongst ourselves and not look at what the government is really doing. (Making the richer rich)

@Busybee32433175 @M_P_Hazell We don’t stop being priests on retirement. It’s more of a job change leave the younger ones to lead churches while we support them in getting time off etc.

@charliebelllive So sorry but sadly not unusual. How are you Charlie? ‘Big hug’

@WarlordDilley He’s a billionaire so donating his salary is nothing to him. It’s probably a tax dodge.

@DrFrankTurek No

@TheVicarageCat Miserable lot!

@BDSlater1 @TheVicarageCat Cockwombles 😂 that’s one I haven’t heard in a while. Quite right.

@PooksAdventures 😂😂

@PooksAdventures he just wandered in.

emma percy @emmapercy3

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A fox saying his prayers ⁦@TrinityOxford⁩

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The Suffragan Bishop of Warrington, the Rt Revd Beverley Mason, has announced her resignation, after being away from the diocese for nearly two years churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2025/…

AA smart care for cars. Absolutely rubbish now. Last time I ever use it. I am an AA member too. #automobile association! 0 out of the 10!

@Telegraph I used to occasionally buy your paper however it’s expensive online for digital. Have you thought about a one off £3.50 for today’s paper online? Just a thought.

@charliebelllive 😢

Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response: "A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: * Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. * You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: 'My God… what… have… I… created? If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set."

@MadsDavies 10.07pm they were on their last song. It’s the rushing over in your pj’s and no slippers to alienate your community that worries me!