Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge

🛋 Therapist 😆 Comedian 🎙 Podcast host @NWIOpodcast 🏳️‍🌈♥️ Black Lives Matter laurenselfridge.com Portland, OR Joined March 2016

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Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge

3 years ago

I’d trade some Halloween candy to hear a mashup of @brianjoralvarez’s “Sittim” with Disney’s “Colors of the Wind.”

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Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge

3 years ago

@brianjoralvarez @remiwolf After watching this I listened to @remiwolf’s new single “Prescription” and it was so good it broke my phone a little.

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Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo

3 years ago

❤️Thank You @washingtonpost for this review of my Memoir "Sure, I'll Join Your Cult!" 👀 Read it HERE -> washingtonpost.com/books/2023/09/…

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Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo

3 years ago

OH MY CHRIST. Yay! My mom would have lost her mind. Thanks to all for the support and Encouragement - wowee.

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Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez

3 years ago

i say this with a lot of love and compassion, from the bottom of my heart: whose number is this

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Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge

3 years ago

@alexandermoss I’ve always felt this way about clapter…

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Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez

3 years ago

we all have that one friend who is someone we met and became friends with

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Dan White @atdanwhite

3 years ago

Hell yes. Because I booked with my @CapitalOne Venture card, my hotel gave me a free upgrade to a room with double toilet paper.

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Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge

3 years ago

Heard some loud sounds outside tonight (kind of like a “boom boom boom”). Thinking of posting on Nextdoor Forum about it.

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Dan White @atdanwhite

3 years ago

Continuing my annual 4th of July tradition of walking the streets screaming “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” for nine hours to counteract the effect of fireworks on dogs.

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April Clark @autogynefiles

3 years ago

what if you got home from work and your wife was making phones for dinner @blackmirror

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Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez

3 years ago

one thing about new york city is there are a lot of buildings

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Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge

3 years ago

@boogers4ever This is why it’s helpful to poll the general public. Thanks Craig! Gonna keep watching then.

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Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge

3 years ago

Black Mirror can actually be kinda creepy/scary for some episodes, right?

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Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge

3 years ago

@devincf Tweet whatever you want the rest of your life! We’re always changed, as long as we’re letting life have us. This thread touched me. Thanks for sharing.

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Emma Pope @emmerpope

3 years ago

Mom at a new restaurant

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Amy Silverstein, author @ajsilverstein16

3 years ago

I will be closing down my Twitter in 2 weeks. Meanwhile: My Transplanted Heart and I Will Die Soon nytimes.com/2023/04/18/opi…

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Dan White @atdanwhite

3 years ago

Whenever I fly, I pack a garbage bag filled with loose meat to save money. It costs $50 to check it but I more than make that back in what I save not eating out.