ᴊᴀᴋᴇ @HexJake

man: thank you God for giving us computers to do the hard thinking for us god: of course my child, this is what I always intended. that’s why I made them so easy to make with just lead and copper man: …you mean silicon right? god: oh no… please, don’t tell me…

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⚡️🌙 @dystopiabreaker

3 years ago

cringe theorist: hmm i wonder if it makes more sense to model these planck length interactions as little vibrating strings or a spin foam based experimentalist: i baked Pb2(SO4)O and Cu3P in my oven for 10 hours and it appears to be superconducting

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Gabriel @gbrl_dick

3 years ago

oh you're waiting for a replication? that's cool, that's cool. you want to see the MIT announcement. i get it. no point getting on the 'hype train', right? i'm watching soviet hedge chemists optimise the copper lattice synthesis step using a blowtorch and kitchen hardware

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ᴊᴀᴋᴇ @HexJake

3 years ago

ᴊᴀᴋᴇ @HexJake

3 years ago

I would like to formally request that @taylorswift13 closes out KC Night 1 with Long Live as we celebrate #SpeakNowTV

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ᴊᴀᴋᴇ @HexJake

3 years ago

@sierraverni Still relevant

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ᴊᴀᴋᴇ @HexJake

3 years ago

I would like to formally request that @taylorswift13 closes out KC Night 1 with Long Live as we celebrate #SpeakNowTV

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ᴊᴀᴋᴇ @HexJake

3 years ago

✨｡･｡ ✨｡ ✨｡ ⚡ *.✨ ﾟ*. Have you tried turning it off and on again? ｡｡⚡ ｡･✨ ✨ ✨

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ᴊᴀᴋᴇ @HexJake

3 years ago

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ᴊᴀᴋᴇ @HexJake

3 years ago

@ me next time

𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz

3 years ago

She is still flawed, still limited, and she still seems more impressive on first use than she does after you spend more time with her.

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River Kenna @the_wilderless

3 years ago

You are a mouse You are a tiny solar-powered mouse You are a tiny mouse from the planet Klir who eats by taking in sunlight through your fur & skin You are a mouse Your name is Tii

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yatharth ༺༒༻ @AskYatharth

4 years ago

no one is obligated to respond to me with delight but the delight can come from outside/everywhere instead of just one person

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Jason Hise @JasonHise64

4 years ago

To fully understand finite group theory, understand that every action moves things around repeating circles. Solutions don’t depend on dimension, they depend on how many circles you have, how they are coupled, and where they touch.

じゃがりきん @jagarikin

4 years ago

あの伝説のルービックキューブをさらにわかりやすくしました

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Amjad Masad @amasad

4 years ago

The real solution is technical which I’ve been talking about for many years and prototyped at Facebook: An algorithm app store. Or at minimum more algo control to the user: Easily shareable blocklists, prompt-based algo programming, and auditable feeds

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zhi @zhipan01

4 years ago

I hate how they don’t factor in how funny I am into my performance reviews

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neoltitude @ctrlcreep

4 years ago

It's called a pumpkin "patch" because it marks an area where spacetime was repaired. Pumpkins are how the universe heals itself; pumpkin farming involves deliberately injuring the fabric of reality