UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

I was one of the Changlorious Bastards. Your Head, Rent Free Joined May 2015

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

5 minutes ago

@nellophonic @QuantumHawk666 Really digging the hyperbole here guys. It’s not as if all players, from all teams do it at one stage or another 🤷🏻‍♂️

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39 minutes ago

@Jez3c @MattSmith_567 Try again on the ageing team part.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

14 hours ago

This is a measured take - Geelong will probably need to (and will) have their largest offseason revamp from a coaching and playing personnel standpoint in some years. Something’s not quite right. #WeAreGeelong #AFLCatsLions

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

a day ago

@SixthManShow 100% agree. Was great to read this; would be disappointed if people do knock this down.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 days ago

@PollyPorridge More importantly, she plays for the mighty mighty Arsenal. 😁🔴⚪️

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

5 days ago

There’s only one -

Shah @Shahhoon1

5 days ago

Only true cricket lovers can guess the bowler.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

6 days ago

Willem Duursma reminds me of early days Andrew Mackie. Would be good running off HB in years to come for @WestCoastEagles IMO. #AFLBluesEagles

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

a week ago

@BasedCLC @QoSBaszler @AIRGold_ You’re a 20 something y.o. Troll arguing with people far more qualified than you in an area such as this. Take the L and move on.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@MuseBarnes @BlockedByBarnes Mog? Son, the wind will knock you over, you Slenderman looking motherfucker.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@thebryanidol @WrestlerHauser Fucking hell, making threats “Kayfabing” or not, you still come across like a knuckle dragging dumbass. @WrestlerHauser like anyone else, has opinions. You? Just tone deaf and looking for your next 15 minutes.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@el_whyen @StatisticUrban The club football in Indonesia is great to watch; have tried to catch a game any time I’ve gone over to Bali - it is of a good standard.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

Reminder to Chris Scott to carry the Medicare number, Drivers License & Passport ID of every AFL Player just so that he can check and verify their IDs, okay? Cheers.

Dylan McEvoy @DylanMcEvoy

2 weeks ago

Can we also have a moment for Chris Scott in his presser last night saying how proud he was of Connor O'Sullivan who was playing on blokes 10 years older than him. Voss - 2003 Amiss - 2003 Treacy - 2002 O'Sullivan - 2005

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@PippettSim24695 @thomasjameoneil Like, literally?? Ermagherd. Totally.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@SoDuTw And this is why AEW will not do a “roster split”.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@thefrontbar7 Cam Mooney - played ruck, KPF and defender whilst at Geelong

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@AflGlicko You’re answering with a question. I do agree it’s a story about a non story; but as someone who’s just come out of hospital off the back of an infection (leg) - it’s an injury.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@Bull_ant13th @Ktyd7777 @TrollFootball2 All I read from you are complaints. Australia won, Türkiye lost. Move on and stop making excuses about it.

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UnofficiallyChris @HeyItsNotChris

2 weeks ago

@chapschatcats Extend: Burke, Clark (2026 developments huge) Hofmann, Polkinghorne (the future) Pike (I still think huge upside) Stevens (too good for VFL, ahead of Knevitt) Look Elsewhere: Knevitt (stagnant) Matofai-Forbes, Molier, Driscoll (not enough time on park) What about you?