Hot Girl's Guide @HotGirlsGuideTo
former ballroom dancer, closet nerd, and alcoholic. Married I guess. Joined January 2012-
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I definitely did one last go around and have REGRETS. But still find myself wanting to purge again now.
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PSA, if you're pregnant, now is NOT the time to do a closet purge.
@IrrationalBrat My father really befouling the half bath that's right next to the kitchen rather than using the full guest bath.
I didn't really think I was that type A, but it turns out I care which bathroom guests poop in while staying with me.
Why is blippi posting TikTok thirst traps? I am uncomfortable.
Why is Amazon so dead set on selling me a mini chainsaw? I definitely already have one.
Husband taking 3 year old for a ride on the same 4 wheeler he drove me around on during my first trip up here
In related news, my MIL actively rubbed my digesting pizza while saying aloud how much she knew I would hate it.
Dear overbearing people rubbing the belly of a not very pregnant mom to be. 1. Don't 2. You're in the wrong place. That's dinner. 3. Still don't
My crunchy friend is convinced I should be eating all the berries off of the invasive bushes I found in my woods.
Watching the roofers try to put my patio back together exactly as it was is pretty amusing
@SPECIALG4Y There is also a new clethra bush which smells like quintessential summer nights in New England.
I touched too much grass today and was consumed by it. Now I have blueberry bushes.
@SPECIALG4Y Unfortunately the sequence of events that justify purchasing said bushes include them being on sale because the season is over. Next year though!
I'll never ever forget this good boy
After more than 13 years together, my dog, my first baby, the dog that made me be a grown up, is gone.
It doesn't matter how warm it is where you're going, if you're traveling with a dude, you bring a sweater.
The linen pants pocket bounty of the day
If you don't make an enemy or two along the way, you're probably not living a very interesting life
I was just outside picking vegetables from the garden in my linen lounge pants. I am living my best life, for sure.
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