Hot Mess Express @HotMessProbs
Hot Mess Express (noun) {hawt mes ik spres} A group of sexy, hard-drinking bitches that hit the streets to cause chaos and partake in debauchery. Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2011-
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Happy Pride Month. Live fast, Party Hard, All the gays do it well ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🌈
That part. This is very funny to me 😂😂😂
Remember when Donald Trump said if he ran for President, he would run as a Republican because they are so dumb they will believe anything? He just said the noise from wind turbines causes cancer. Please vote blue in record numbers in 2020 to make this stop. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Can’t tell if I’m hungover or if I should just drink more
Don’t forget that $6 Mill in 24 hours whore 🤪
When a proud socialist like Bernie says he is going to “complete the revolution....” RUN. insider.foxnews.com/2019/02/21/tom…
#Bernie2020 Support the cause, make a donation! berniesanders.com
I encourage you all to join the political debate. Fuck the terms Democrat and Republican. Do your research, educate yourself, and strive for a better world for EVERYONE. If we can create babies, we can also have a world of peace and equality
Don’t trust simpleton’s like Tomi. Government isn’t wrong. Wrong government is wrong. Health care for all and wanting for everyone to have a livable life (by the right people) is obtainable. Don’t let anyone tell you other wise
You might not like Trump or the GOP but I hate to tell ya, they are all that’s standing between you and complete and total government overreach and eventual control. facebook.com/86821943660457…
Me: I’ll never fly @SpiritAirlines again Also me: you see, the way that my broke is set up....
My favorite pass time is looking out the window of the airplane and knowing that I’m better than you 😂 jk I’m humble
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuckin whiny baby
PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! It should never be allowed to happen again!
@TomiLahren don’t make Nancy get her leash 😂😂😂 #CardiVoice
This is so true! I am going to do my best but just in case anyone feels like trying me... I KEEP A CLAP BACK IN MY FUCKING POCKET AT ALL TIMES👏🏽👏🏽 😂
the more you talk about toxic people the more power they get in their sick little worlds. let it go and let karma work sis
Dear dummy. No one over here is falling for you or Kamala. Please enjoy the last 2 years of your Twitter career. Ya better start learning some actual skills. Maybe coal mining? #BerniesComing #Bernie2020
Nothing the Left hates more than the truth. Y’all didn’t debunk anything you just put the blinders on. bet.com/news/national/…
Ugh, I want to be this dog
Nothing the Left hates more than the truth. Y’all didn’t debunk anything you just put the blinders on. bet.com/news/national/…
Hey moron, that would mean that the president would have to step down too. Or would you make an exception for the orange skinned pig? FUCKIN IDIOT 🤯 I swear, these people don’t have brain cells.
Elected leaders who run for president should have to resign from their current post. Why should they be able to waste THEIR constituents time and money campaigning for a new job? New First Thoughts on FoxNation bit.ly/2MFgAWZ
So instead of paying teachers more and building more schools you want to blame immigrants? You’re a disgusting trash box. How about you just stop thinking all together, it’s not your strong suit.
I agree with the teachers, a classroom of 35-45 kids is TOO big. Ever stop to think perhaps that has something to do with the over 2.5 million illegal immigrants we have in the state?! First Thoughts on #LAUSDteachersstrike on @foxnation
If you’re ready to get drunk, clap ya hands 👏🏽👏🏽
@Professor_Boo_ Eat a dick. You want a reply and followers? Here ya go 🖕🏽
Text to my ex: hey, how are you? I see you’re struggling w/o me 😂 k, bye
Listen bitch, complain that we don’t hang out and then not respond when I text you. 🖕🏽
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