Hopeful Dude @How_Hardy
I have a bad feeling about this place… Puget Sound, Washington Joined December 2013-
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I’m deleting the account. Thanks for the memories, good luck and thanx for all the fish. I can be found on the blue sky place.
I accidentally took a multivitamin for men and now I’m watching YouTube videos on how to make mower stripes in the lawn.
I’m one of those weird dorks that’s more excited about giving presents than receiving them ☺️☺️☺️
@kelly__le I look at the geology in movies. lol
6yo: (raises hand during math lesson) Me: (anticipating a math question) Yes? 6: I found a snail in my backyard yesterday and I named it Gary.
@Bob_Janke Bob. Bob, is that you? After all this time!
@thequeensheart Got mine free when I sent a coupon in. Still use it.
@katspaks It’s a cheese outside the United States.
@MomOnFire Yeah, that’s a gorgeous place. I threw a rock across the Rio Grand into Mexico. Lol.
@katspaks I’m making a German cheesecake next week.
All I’m saying is, if you ask someone how they are, care enough to wait for the answer.
@PensTheName They said something like that in a San Miguel beer commercial awhile back and I’ve lived by that more or less.
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Matty @bestestname
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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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The B. @anerdonfire2
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nice things I say to ... @meantomyself
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