leisure beam @HowardLButler
Often the most courageous guy. Til a buncha non-pussies arrive favstar.fm/users/HowardLB… Peoria, IL Joined October 2013-
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My dad told my terrified 4 year old ass to go back to bed and that the thing in my room is just a dang cyclops. Like I only needed a name
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Ordered some Levi's yesterday. They've shipped and will be here tomorrow Thanks, St Lawrence Seaway. For Mark Messier too
Drove thru Dixon, IL for the 1st time. Their comptroller embezzled 54 mil. They got good at making bronze tools quick tho #DixonStrong
The Bears losing the '05 super bowl gave me the same crestfall as seeing a kayak crushed under a semi on I-39 the other day but no one in it
Child support e-pay makes me change my password all the time. So hackers can't support my kids.
@lacharpenta Still meets my standards for good drawing
I can sense I'm drifting to sleep by the odd thoughts. Ex: I was helping a guy disassemble a huge tree so we could deep clean it
@BarackObama @SenJohnMcCain Weird way to report someone's passing but OK. RIP Sen. McCain
I always tell my patients A: obviously this is illegal, think of the $ you saved instead of screaming B: If it goes wrong I am gonna kill ya
Saw a krushed kayak under a semi on I-39, I-80, I-355, or I-88 in northern Illinois today. And the sad LL bean mfs pulled over too
I asked for straight A's. From BOTH of them. Sucks for Nolan, but no child support this month. That was my deal with them.
@DriftKrinsky I wish I could follow you twice just for your bio
Thankfully, the interviewer seemed not to notice what brand my tuxedo was (And1).
Is it racist to pronounce "vontaze" correctly?
@JulianAssange @UnseeingEyes It's mostly my fault that my tweets aren't funny
Remember that show where a mysterious kid blew every Dukes of Hazzard stunt w physics? Is that the magic trick ruiner? Grown up?
Don't like my Seal Team 6 blog? Simple. Don't fucking read it! I have 16 CONFIRMED books read about ST6, you guys have, uhh, whaaaat? 0!
@OfficialMauiJim how much $ does MJI have in hemmed denim shorts? And don't just say "it's diversified".
Somebody eye-judged my interracial relationship on the bus. Thank god it was in Chi. Press the beige button, caboose uncouples
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