@uubzu False Flagging the foid is getting expensive and I think the returns are diminishing. There's only so many open manholes a woman can fall into before she starts getting suspicious that it only happens with me.
My buddy accidentally launched my (then) girlfriend's vape at her face and I, without looking, caught it inches before impact. She looked at me like a hero the whole night, It was the most desired I had ever felt. She did later cheat on me, but I think that bought me some time.
Was sitting at the bar having a few after work beers when this total hiplet took the stool next to me and suggested I buy her a drink. The dips were actually offensive. I had to smile and be polite but, like, why would she even think she had a chance with me? Am I ugly?
Slamming a line, boosting bull shark testosterone directly into my ass and settling in for a high-octane evening of David Foster Wallace's "Infinite Jest." Yes, it is performative. That's why I'm doing it.
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