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BREAKING: @LucasWyland (aka Sayyid Abdul Mustafa al-Farooq) has issued a decree that all trades in HuddleBuddies now run through him. Commissioner @JimmyC_33 has not yet been reached for comment. Updates to follow.

HuddleBuddies Nightly congratulates @ty_schadt on yet another Emmy win in the category of Best Pornographic Film for his transcendent masterpiece, "Masturbator and Commander: The Far Side of the Wood.

BREAKING: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @mbarnes9198 will be wearing assless chaps and a pink cowboy hat to the weddings of @cfergshow and @ty_schadt. Updates to follow.

DEVELOPING: HuddleBuddies Nightly has learned that @LucasWyland (aka Sayyid Abdul Mustafa al-Farooq) and his brother, noted crossdressing exotic dancer @CalebWyland, both have sworn vengeance against New HuddleBuddies Grand Champion @JimmyC_33 for humiliating them.

BREAKING: HuddleBuddies Nightly has received reports of @traenkner23 having been seen in Las Vegas at the Spearmint Rhino Gentleman's Club last night until 5:00 AM and at the Golden Nugget Casino gambling extensive amounts of money playing baccarat.

BREAKING: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @mbarnes9198 is among those names listed as being a suspected communist sympathizer in a report made by the House Un-American Activities Committee.

HuddleBuddies Nightly congratulates @ty_schadt on yet another Emmy nomination for Best Pornographic Film for the widely acclaimed "Yeich Does Youngstown."

DEVELOPING: Since winning the HuddleBuddies Grand Championship, @LucasWyland (aka Sayyid Abdul Mustafa al-Farooq) has reportedly been making love to the trophy 3-4 times a day. Updates to follow.

BREAKING: HuddleBuddies Nightly has learned that @traenkner23 has been challenged to a duel by the Earl of Nottingham for calling him "a common dandy" in the Houses of Parliament . The duel will be held on St. Ambrose's Day on Threadneedle Street.

BREAKING: Due to the potentially season-ending injury suffered by Paolo Banchero, @marcus_33_ has renounced sports for the remainder of 2024 and has dedicated his time to art and letters. @sarahcrewesmith will be taking over the Long Island Chumps as interim HC and GM.

NEW: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @mbarnes9198 has been seen celebrating his upcoming wedding with an A-list guest list including @JMcCleery_10 @ty_schadt @LucasWyland @cfergshow @marcus_33_, Donovan Mitchell and Lamar Jackson at Mons Venus Gentleman's Club in Tampa.

HuddleBuddies Nightly salutes LGBTQIA+ icon @marcus_33_ during #PrideMonth.

BREAKING: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @JordanMcL_ is wanted by the Louisiana State Police for inciting a riot this afternoon at a Willie's Chicken Shack in Shreveport.

NEW: Multiple sources are reporting that Jake Clark, brother of @JimmyC_33, was "belligerently drunk" last night in downtown Orlando. He was reportedly seen crying at a bar and made lewd and vulgar comments to a number of patrons before attempting to fight several bikers.

UPDATE: @cfergshow was allowed to plead no contest to a misdemeanor in this case and has been sentenced to watch every New England Patriots game for the rest of the season.

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3 years ago

BREAKING: HuddleBuddies Nightly has exclusive footage of @cfergshow's physical altercation with an elderly woman at a tiki bar in Cape Canaveral, FL. Local police are currently seeking him for questioning.

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HuddleBuddies Nightly salutes LGBTQIA+ icon @marcus_33_ on #NationalComingOutDay.

BREAKING: @mbarnes9198 has plead guilty in this case and has sentenced to 100 hours of community service working as a gimp at The Woodshed in Orlando.

HuddleBuddies Nightly @HuddleRoberts

3 years ago

BREAKING: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @mbarnes9198 was in possession of a fleshlight.

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BREAKING: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @traenkner23 was spotted at a goth nightclub at around 3:00 AM Saturday in Orlando. He was allegedly dancing to "Sex Dwarf" by Soft Cell with members of an all-female Wicca circle.

UPDATE: Having escaped from a Mexican prison, @LucasWyland (aka Sayyid Abdul Mustafa al-Farooq) has reportedly fled to Guatemala and is believed to be running a brothel and an underground gambling ring. Updates to follow.

HuddleBuddies Nightly @HuddleRoberts

3 years ago

BREAKING: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @LucasWyland (aka Sayyid Abdul Mustafa al-Farooq) has been apprehended by Mexican authorities in Tijuana. He has been charged with stealing a sombrero, a bottle of tequila and calling a woman "Mamacita."

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BREAKING: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @mbarnes9198 was in possession of a fleshlight.

HuddleBuddies Nightly @HuddleRoberts

3 years ago

BREAKING: Sources tell HuddleBuddies Nightly that @mbarnes9198 has been detained at Sanford Airport in Florida this evening for trying to bring a sex toy on a flight. More updates to follow.

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