Dark humor @Hum0rdark
Joined February 2016-
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The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in. #darkhumor
What does a barn and an alter boy have in common? They’ve both probably had a cock inside them. #darkhumor
What’s the difference between a baby and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn’t cry when you drop a load in it. #darkhumor
How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve. #darkhumor
Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. It’s easy when I have a knife. #darkhumor
My ex girlfriend rang me up to say that she was HIV positive. The trick is to always act surprised. #darkhumor
What’s difference between dollars and Jews? I’d give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars. #darkhumor
What’s the most difficult about being a paediatric surgeon? Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating. #darkhumor
How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail it’s other hand to the floor. #darkhumor
I dont know why Obama has to give speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean I know he's black , but I doubt he’ll shoot anyone #darkhumor
What do feminists and Slinkys have in common? Both are useless but give you a laugh when they fall down the stairs #darkhumor
Why is the bible like a penis? Both are forced down young kids throats by a priest. #darkhumor
I've just been to a Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but, fuck me, the pass the parcel was quick! #darkhumor
Why do Japanese people have slanted eyes? Because they're still squinting from the blast #darkhumor
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong. #darkhumor
What’s the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber. #darkhumor
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