Sam @HumorousHusky
One half of the Freelance Police. The one with the bigger gun. Joined May 2012-
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@probzz raffle entries for backer commissions?
I find it very distributing that I haven't seen my pixilated form throwing evidence around on saltybet. This must be rectified.
Why is everyone so excited about VR? Max and I have been inside the internet already. Sorry to say fellas, but it's not that great.
Max wants to rename the presidential plane Buns Force 1. I'm conflicted on whether or not to stop him. I'm more partial to The Scuttlebutt.
Finally found the wire Max chewed through and patched it with some loose fur and bubble gum. The Freelance Police are back on the web.
Wait a nightmare isn't an evening horse ride?
People always ask me. Sam? How many bullets does your gun hold? And I always say "Eeeeeeeeeh"
@LoonyLagomorph You know how I feel about that overblown inflated mess of a sport. I'd never tarnish our VCR with it's footage.
No Max I can't increase the height of my belly button so you can use the center of my chest as a dartboard- hey stop throwing tho- OW!
Our games were on the Wii. Two seasons worth. I could happen.
I can see it now "Sam & Max freelance their way into Smash." Just wait.
All this talk about Samus in heels reminds me of the time I put Max in a dress to get info on amazon island. And that other time for fun
Those pups are like giant cotton balls of fur it could have been an extremely flamboyant guy.
I met a cute Samoyed girl today but was too flustered to say anything. Not because I was nervous but because I wasn't TOO sure it was a girl
I am never answering a phone call from teenager again.
I just got a call about some hooded furry figure with a talking sword and talkative flying companion doing "l33t air combos in the air"
I can't stand watching the Puppy Bowl. The ref never seems to know what he's doing. Uncalled fouls all over the place. #PuppyBowl
@LoonyLagomorph What have I told you about cannibalism, Max? It'll go straight to your thighs.
It's art is what it is. And research. For a case. @LoonyLagomorph
Hey, don't judge. It's not illegal in THIS state. I checked. @LoonyLagomorph
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Don't fuck with me!
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51 Followers 24 Following The better, more furry, cute, and viciously adorable half of the Freelance Police. Me and @HumorousHusky, we got it covered. (RP. Not associated with Telltale.)![[ older canon rp ] But the sphinx was SO cute, I had to shave it! Finally @SpeedyNSexeh's wife and @LiddleNaddles' mommy. Baby is super cute!](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/467172943428988929/bga_wHEN.png)
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