Funny Tweets @I_Autocorrect
Shit that will blow your mind. Joined June 2011-
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I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour.That's relativity
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. The hands can't hit what the eyes can't see. -Muhammad Ali
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Every loving thought is true. Everything else is an appeal for healing and help, regardless of the form it takes.
Life is a Question.. Nobody Can Answer it.. Death is an Answer.. Nobody can Question it..
Faith is believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe.
Just because I am strong enough to handle pain, doesn't mean I deserve it.
Sometimes when the truth is hard to accept, we only see what we want to see.
The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is Dandruff.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
When we go to seafood restaurants I tell them 'Just water for me, thanks.' - Fish
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something complicated.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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110 Followers 84 Following Hi I'm jen I'm 37 years old, love clubbing and having a laugh with all my family and friends who I love and care about
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10 Followers 370 Following
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204K Followers 14 Following Extra Sharp. Extra Cheesy. Extra Gouda News. Indulge in extra @Cheddar and get more on the people, technologies, and products that are changing the way we live.
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524 Followers 31 Following Tweeting funny quotes, jokes, and more that will make you laugh til your stomach hurts! | #BUSINESS: [email protected] | Personal: @aimeewholock
Relatable @TagFriendsWho
225K Followers 1 Following 🥰 Relatable posts made to be shared. 👯♀️ If it reminds you of someone, you know what to do. 💼 Business Enquiries: [email protected]
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Lustige Bilder @entzueckung
15K Followers 15K Following Ich tweete lustige Bilder. Wer schwarzen Humor mag, einfach folgen. :)
Antisocial+ @antisocialPlus
40K Followers 43 Following Adventure, observation, and minimal interaction.
We're Awesome ☮ @icanrelatehere_
7K Followers 381 Following Awesome sayings and quotes you can truly relate. xx :) Keep calm and remember that everything happens for a reason. Smile, you deserve it. ♥
Love❤ @Needed_Quotes
10K Followers 285 Following a simple quoter that satisfied with what she have...loving life and her nature!
HotLifeFacts @HottestFacts
18K Followers 3 Following Follow us for the most interesting , funny and mind blowing facts.
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Mr Alexander @DalexQuote
2K Followers 272 Following Hey I'm Alex, prince of kittyland and if you love my tweet go retweet. I know you wanna rape the retweet ;)
WILL B BCK AFTR 3YRS @DealWithSwift13
3K Followers 3K Following Taylor Swift is my inspiration. She changed me and my perspectives in LIFE. ♥ | A Swiftie since 2008 | Instagram: YeahItsPauuu
AboutYou @ThatAllAboutYou
2K Followers 30 Following Reading is HOT and Writing is COOL .. If you love quotes, then you will love me.
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Fabi-O-Foreign ╭∩... @IMsoFAMOUSbitxh
67K Followers 10K Following #LongLiveChinx #LongLiveWoo BFF @imjust_alex ,West Coast Sarcastic Asshole With Kinda Sorta Popular Tweets🤘🏼And I Play Games Sometimes 🎮 Easter Baby ❤️🕊️🤞
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