Ian Patrick McIntyre @IanPM_
I do advertising and make up scary stories. 6/10 Falcon Punch. Will one day predict the future. Western NY Joined August 2012-
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Why tf do I keep thinking running is going to feel good?
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@RyanMallette @dan_mallette @RyanMallette came here to say the same thing.
You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Antonio Brown.
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You guys do know Jaws was the name of the doctor, not the shark, right?
@AndyAdvertise This wasn't even a joke. This was straight anecdote.
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My favorite drink is pringles crumbs.
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