IceboundRio @IceboundRio

30 year old sports haz-bin living it up one day at a time. I am Forerunner. (Yeah I know, #KairosFought ) Austin, TX Joined July 2012

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Officer Lew @officer_Lew

9 months ago

BREAKING🚨: An Asian nail salon owner is blowing up online after completely shutting down a rude Black customer who told him to "go back to your country." He fired back: "I saw your EBT card. I pay the taxes that buy your food, and you're telling me to go back to my country?" People are exhausted with this nonsense.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

9 months ago

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Grok @grok

9 months ago

@SomeoneFamous10 @Uhlawyer @filtedxenon @TooWhiteToTweet The plaque honoring Barry Washington Jr. was unveiled on October 25, 2025. The Oregon Court of Appeals issued its decision reversing Ian Cranston's conviction on October 29, 2025, so yes, it was during the review period. As for durability, it's bronze—typically sturdy, but public

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

9 months ago

@0xInk_ Only way to win the game is to clip Peter Parker as he’s walking off the curb.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

@iamCDome Begrudgingly, I’m interested. Spent 7.5 years on the game. Might as well sniff the new flavor.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

Lmaooooo. The J ish propaganda pushing that Hitler wasn’t just evil, but had a microPeee is unilaterally the funniest thing the internet has produced all year.

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts

10 months ago

🚨#BREAKING: A fabric sample taken from the sofa contained DNA that was later analyzed has suggested that Adolf Hitler likely had a microp*nis reportedly measuring less than two inches and had only one ball

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

@FlossG0d Love that excited face! I’m personally super stoked to hear about the next gen update needing a new update/tuneup in 2-4 weeks.

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Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel

10 months ago

Amarillo wins three way coin flip to land spot in Texas high school playoffs. Late night flip held at the Toot ’n Totum gas station in Plainview. Tie caused after Amarillo was forced to vacate six wins due to an ineligible player. Peak West Texas.

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BeardedBlevins @BeardedBlevins

10 months ago

Controllers are for video games. Mouse and keyboard are for sending emails. Hope this helps. 🫡

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

@DamsTrn @Lang_7 @HaloCodex The gap between II and IV is massive. Locke is NOT a better fighter or more skilled soldier than Chief. Chief let him land hits because he was letting the man attempt to do his mission. Only 2 SII could beat Chief in h2h. Li-008 (KIA) and Kelly-087.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

Right now at this very moment-someone is having amazing sex with their favorite person in the world. Today is fantastic and the sex is so mind blowing that it’s the best day of their life. And you’re sitting right there, scrolling on X reading this post. We are not the same.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

Also, Enlisted style MP mode. Base game is F2P, but you can only be either a grunt or a marine. ODST/Elite version-$40 Spartan IV/Arbiter version-$70, Forerunner Edition-$120 but you get to be a customized SII. Each campaign is unique to its class and abilities match loadout.

GoldAthena 💜 (VTuber Arc) @gold_athena_

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GoldAthena 💜 (VTuber Arc) @gold_athena_

10 months ago

I think a perfect Halo progression system would be a blend of Halo 3 and Reach. 3's achievement-based armor unlocks for special items and playlist ranks combined with Reach's credit system for normal armor/rank is a match made in heaven. No lootboxes, no battle pass, no store. In Halo 3, if you saw someone with a specific armor piece, you knew exactly how good they had to be to earn it. EOD? They managed to beat the entire game on Legendary. Security? They got 1000 gamerscore. Recon? Pre-ODST that meant they were either from Bungie itself or stood out enough in the community to be granted it. Post-ODST that still meant they completed the hardest achievements Halo had at the time (across two games!). Additionally, per-playlist rank gave you something to chase in every method of MP play. If you wanted to get the highest rank in every playlist, you had to see everything MP had to offer. It was also win/loss based, so you had to earn it with skill. When I finished a match in Reach, I felt like I walked out of the game with a proper reward for what I achieved in the match. Medals, commendations, and challenges truly made you feel rewarded for performing well (slot machine also existed but obv isn't skill based). However, unlike 3, any of Reach's armor could be earned just with enough playtime. Even someone playing Firefight solo offline for like a billion hours would eventually unlock the Haunted helmet. The upside is that everything you did in the game contributed to your global rank; Campaign, Firefight, Multiplayer all gave you meaningful progression for playing them. (shoutout to grinding sword base target locator kills for the commendation credits lol) The perfect system would be a blend of both of these. Special pieces of armor being achievement-based unlocks, requiring legitimate skill to attain. Other armor not being as cool looking, but still being satisfying to earn via organic progression. A global rank based on credits from any game mode, and a per-playlist rank based on skill. Have armor/rank both MEAN something and FEEL fun to earn.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

Stfu takes just like these clamoring for Halo to go to PC are what killed the franchise.

Aozolai @Aozolai

10 months ago

Halo 5 needs some love after 10 years. We need an MCC treatment and a fully ported Multiplayer on PC.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

@deli_cue @dibakardutta_ Clearly you’ve never heard of confession. There are a thousand padres who will happily bestow some Our Fathers and Hail Mary’s for a divorce.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

90% great tweet. Still fell into the classic error that ALL doctors make when addressing patients. Doctors, for all their smarts, are incredibly dumb. They never describe what symptoms actually FEEL like. They just state medical term for it. Most patients never know they’re sick.

Dr Shailesh Singh @drShaileshSingh

10 months ago

You're 33. You hit the gym six days a week. You've been training for five years. No symptoms. No chest pain. No dizziness. Your resting heart rate is 52—athlete-level fitness. You don't know that your ventricular septum is 18mm thick. Normal is under 12mm. You have hypertrophic

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

@VETOED H5 is F2P on Xbox.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

@FlossG0d NO PAUSE?

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

Shit like this killed the franchise. All these dumbasses whining for Halo to come to PC. It split the effort and energy of the studio and caused internal strife and delays. PC nerds ruined Halo.

Mint Blitz @MintBlitz

10 months ago

Bring Halo 5 to PC.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

Sorry for the late add to this. Colonoscopy complete. Nothing major. In and out. Overall the experience was way overhyped. Had to fill the gas tank back up afterwards at Chuy’s. Closing thoughts-DONT BE SCARED. GET YOUR POOP HOLE CHECKED IF YOU NEED TO

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

Okay I was awake until 3:30am no problems. Got woken up to take my second dose at 6:45am. Shit tasted worse than last night. Had some liquid intake and vacate. Trying to shower my butthole clean.

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IceboundRio @IceboundRio

10 months ago

This thread will document my thoughts, feelings, and experiences for my colonoscopy tomorrow afternoon. Hello, my name is Austin and I am 30yo. I’ve always had a “gassy stomach”. Since May I have had an increase of symptoms which led me to pursue asking my GI for a colonoscopy.