Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

Chalo na fake news ko wapas rumor bulaate hai please? It's essentially like pulao ko veg biryani bulaana. Wahi toh same chawal hai. Usko biryani ya news bulaane se value increase nahi ho jaata.

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"Hey! Mr. Tambourine man, play a song for me I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to Hey! Mr. Tambourine man, play a song for me In the jingle jangle morning I'll come following you." "Dafliwale Dafli... facebook.com/rohan.mukherje…

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Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

8 years ago

The thing about growing up needy is the tendency to confuse encouragement with praise, and the next thing you know you're standing on a rooftop trying to fly paper planes to the moon.

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Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

8 years ago

Met a writer who charges 60 p per word. Munch khilaake haiku likhwaya.

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Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

8 years ago

Moral police has to be the pansiest police. Hey moral police who's on your wanted list today? Mmmm just people who make us go eeeeew.

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Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

8 years ago

So, an arrogant male chicken is a cocky cock. Just FYI.

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Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

8 years ago

Honestly, these investment and insurance brokers/agents should just stop with the song and dance routine around apno ke liye, parivar ka surakhsha jizz fest bakchodi. Seedha bol na be tax save hoga. Yamraj mera dotted line ke upar signature dekh ke ruk toh nahi jayega.

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Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

8 years ago

Suicide legal ho gaya toh insurance companies will be out of business.

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Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

8 years ago

Conflicted artists have a labour fetish, as a result of their societal preconditioning that pursuit of creative arts isn’t real work. So they end up pulling hair, and sweating it out over drafts and sketches -... facebook.com/rohan.mukherje…

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Rohan Mukherjee @ImNotRohan

8 years ago

People who announce on Facebook that they're taking a break from social media must also be having light bulbs around their mirror, and dark goggles to avoid those pestering paparazzi guys.