Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus
If you can't say anything nice say something funny. If you can't say something funny say nothing at all. Nottingham, England Joined August 2015-
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I don’t want to be that guy…but. I like DF, I really do, and I agree the substitutions changed the game, but a substitute did not score the goal. The guy who scored the goal was the Captain when the game started 😳They are getting paid for this 🤦♂️ #WorldCup
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Dear commentator, the pull back was not poor, the players weren’t good enough to read where they should have been #Yourewelcome
Davies is different gravy from every other player on the pitch #Canada
I thought Messers Matterface & Dixon were annoying, not a patch on these two 😳
Ian Stoddart retweeted
So according to @Uber_Support my refund was supposed to by 5 days. Then up to 15 days. Now because it’s still not arrived they’re not interested and ended the chat - they say it’s down to @McDonaldsUK who pass me back to uber!?!? Wonder how many other folks they rip off?!
Disgraceful mate 😡
So according to @Uber_Support my refund was supposed to by 5 days. Then up to 15 days. Now because it’s still not arrived they’re not interested and ended the chat - they say it’s down to @McDonaldsUK who pass me back to uber!?!? Wonder how many other folks they rip off?!
Thank God (if there is one) that BBC have the next England game.
Should be ahead, get Promise on…game changer, trust me 😜 🇨🇦 Ref is on drugs!
Ian Stoddart retweeted
On 6th June ordered a @McDonalds via the app. On its way from @UberEats Driver couldn’t find us and cancelled the order! Did online chat with @UberEats who agreed refund. Still not got it!? Only have screen shot of driver cancelling!
Just saw a post saying Becks was the most overrated player in this chaps lifetime. I think the nurse should take away his crayons 😳😂
We are going to get battered by the first decent attacking side we play #Fact
Only in the USA! Pissing it down, hydration advert break 🤦♂️ #WorldCup
Now I know why I don’t usually turn on the TV until just before kick off 😳
Hope Stockport is braving itself for the huge protests that will undoubtedly happen. I presume they will all be sorting out leave from work before travelling en mass to the North shouting at anyone about how, if they were in charge women would be safe! #What
Why doesn’t Oisin just sort his tack before he goes down to the start. He does the same thing every race? 🤷♂️ #itvracing
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