emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

29 🫶🏼 views and tragic-comedy tales of my life are my own x London, England Joined October 2009

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

4 months ago

all i could think of watching keiran on #TheApprentice was that he is like the apprentice version of matty healy

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barry pierce @BarryPierce

4 months ago

when people get off the tube at Chancery Lane, I always wonder... where ARE you going?

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

5 months ago

there's an option to mute! discovered this when it kept telling me "sorry" after not having enough club card points

barry pierce @BarryPierce

4 months ago

when people get off the tube at Chancery Lane, I always wonder... where ARE you going?

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

6 months ago

@TfL any particular reason why the w7 did not leave muswell hill for 25-30 minutes despite there being 4 of them parked there tonight!? I am now 20 minutes late 😭

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

6 months ago

the boys team this week #TheApprentice

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

7 months ago

I ask the traffic lights they say: I don't know

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

8 months ago

@lunarfq HI

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

8 months ago

@Silverxsx hi spongebob 😭

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

8 months ago

@TfL Yes indeed but a man got stuck in the door

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@TfL the 8.53 central line train leaving Tott-C-Road eastbound the driver didn't give enough time for people to get on/off and shut the doors on people as they were boarding particularly the 1st carriage. this shouldn't be acceptable as no one on platform had chance to board.

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

8 months ago

@playmatejaylene KFC

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

8 months ago

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Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat

8 months ago

You have to name him the last thing you ate

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

9 months ago

we are riding the biggest tide of AI ever, yet my autocorrect still thinks i want to say "hahs" when i type a combination of letters meaning to spell "haha"

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

9 months ago

grindr 💀

moon⭑.ᐟ @cuteonlyvibes

9 months ago

the first 3 words u see will define ur 2026 😭

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emily 🖤 @ImTheProblemily

9 months ago

@taylorswift13 @aaron_dessner I don't know whats sadder, the fact Joe is credited as a co-writer so signed off on the "fucked in the head" lyric implicitly about taylor, or that she sang it in a wedding dress bc it likely was a cathartic experience maybe knowing he would never see her at the altar in one 😭