Shit Ian Says @ImpLogic
Every time I see my friend Ian, he says 5 or 6 things so absurd they need to be repeated, I just record them Joined October 2012-
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"i'm gonna starta summer program for kids with adhd... I'll call it... Concentration camp."
"I've been thinking about putting a vent in my hood. Probably right where that rust spot is" -Ian on automotive repair
"it's not like it's rocket science." Ian on putting a rover on mars
Ian: "None of you have the balls to restrain me." Me: "that's what the roofies are for."
"No nigga woulda driven no Bitch no round." -Ian on the realistic quality of driving miss daisy.
Me: "let's go see Michelle Obama speak" Ian: "No... I'd be arrested"
"it IS too easy isn't it!?" -Ian on quoting him
"This fucker wants to take my lane! That's my lane! MINE! HAHAHAHAHA!" Ian on defensive driving
"I gotta redo the roof anyway, I MIGHT put a little parapet up there." Ian on chasing his family away from his house.
"Lock your door there's niggas about." -Ian on keeping the car safe at Walmart
"I never bailed, I usually just hit the tree when it was tree time" -Ian on sledding
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