10K Followers 401 FollowingThe ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
17.5M Followers 69 FollowingApple CEO Auburn 🏀 🏈 Duke 🏀 National Parks 🏞️ “Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'” - MLK. he/him
227 Followers 86 FollowingJust a Puckered Apple that actually enjoys his job... To an extent.
These are my own opinions. They ain't got nothing to do with what's posted here.
404 Followers 232 Followinga former field slave for a multi trillion dollar company... Trollololo ... These are my opinions and you shouldnt believe them cause im poor #penisula
217 Followers 48 FollowingA place to vent about annoying things we deal with behind the bar! This account has nothing to do with the company I work for. These are my views only!
29 Followers 60 FollowingI teach people stuff. Yes, really. Obviously not an official Apple anything, just your neighborhood creative trying to make the family room a smarter place.
141 Followers 44 FollowingApple Retail, Bro. 27-inch iMac deadlifts. Sell Macs. Meet chicks. Steal their emails from receipts. Not endorsed by Tim Cook et al
193 Followers 197 FollowingThe stories and info posted here are artistic works of fiction. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not affiliated with any person or company.
301 Followers 150 FollowingThe dude does not abide.
Don't hate me because I'm Corporate, I love & respect my ARS colleagues.
Not in any way official, not PC, and not before breakfast.