InkICan @InkICan

I'm not on Twitter anymore - come find me on Mastodon. https://t.co/87r06AZANF mastodon.social/@inkican Eugene, OR Joined August 2016

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InkICan @InkICan

a week ago

People ask why I'm content to have less - it's because addiction to more means you're doing stuff like this. finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto… #technology #tech #innovation #engineering #business #technews #gadgets

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InkICan @InkICan

2 weeks ago

Okay - hear me out: this is evil, but imagine doing this to a job interviewer for a job they have no intention of giving you ...

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EntertainmentNow!: Nicole Kidman Plays Pro Wrestler in New Series Me: I want Nicole Kidman to play a person forced to pay $20 for a movie ticket and $40 for popcorn and soda before sitting through 40 minutes of commercials before the movie.

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Uhh, finally. No disrespect intended, but EFF knows who/what X is - they should have been leading by example. eff.org/deeplinks/2026… #technology #tech #innovation #engineering #business #technews #gadgets

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Rose are red Elephants are gray Success takes many paths with timelines And that's okay

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Pro bono legal help needed: I want to file a class action lawsuit against 2026. Everyone deserves compensation after dealing with this year.

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Shout out to all my comedy writer homies who suddenly stopped writing Passover jokes and started writing Pam Bondi jokes.

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

In my defense, the world hasn't been the same since Choco Tacos went away.

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Ominous words of warning about tomorrow's launch ... idlewords.com/2026/03/artemi… #space #nasa #universe #astronomy #art #science #galaxy #moon #stars #spacex

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Every election season, I know one thing is for certain: I'm ready for it to be over by March, and there's eight months to go.

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Subscribe to your favorite feline and get daily pictures with Catreon!

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

My reason for going on is simple: The world ain't getting rid of me that easily.

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Now that you mention it ... #random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

I love you saying that the wine industry was in the toilet, you're absolutely right cbsnews.com/amp/news/ancie… #random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Still holding space for the idea that being kind matters. Not dunking on bad hot takes, not trolling, just kindness and compassion because that's what people need most right now.

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Lotta tension in the Cornhole community rn ... fox5dc.com/news/dayton-we… #random #funny #fyp #viral #explorepage #explore #foryou #foryoupage #trending

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

'You know that if you're an author, you have to tell me' is something you'll never have to say to an author.

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InkICan @InkICan

3 months ago

Rewatching Empire Strikes Back for the millionth time and something hit me as we got to the Luke in the bacta scene in his space tighty whities - I thought there was no underwear in space #starwars #disney #starwarsfan #darthvader #jedi #themandalorian