Int'l Man Card Comm @IntlManCardComm
World-renowned collection of Man card members who seek truth and Man integrity. Those who end up losing their Man card will be banished to spaceport Gingrich. Joined February 2013-
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I snow blowed my driveway in my bare feet today. Yeah, you're reading that right. #raw
At least the less douchiest Harbaugh won. Next season, Jim Harbaugh has heart attack on sideline and no one helps him. #superbowl47 #sb47
Seriously, lights out in NO? Never saw that coming. #superbowl47
If you want a Redd's Apple Ale, you need to go find some apple juice instead. That's barely beer. I'm dumber for watching that.#sb47
If you like to make those mini-wieners for your Super Bowl party, step up to the big leagues and make it a brat. Plus u won't be laughed at.
If you don't know that the Super Bowl is on and your a guy, you need to crawl back into you mom's vag. and start over. #superbowl47
Ray Lewis earned a lifetime Man card for kill...I mean for being acquitted of murder. #superbowl47
The identity of the members of the Committee shall never be revealed. Trust us and we will show you the way...to the next strip club. #boobs
If you drink MGD 64, mandatory 30 day Man Card suspension. You should be ashamed of yourself too. #sissyboy #superbowl
If you ate too many cupcakes at your work birthday party and got so sick that you couldn't take your GF out for dinner, Man card suspension.
All Man Card suspensions and revocations will be meted out by the Committee as part of your due process. #brotherhood
The Man Card committee is here to serve all men and settle disputes among all people all over the world. All questions will be answered.
If you have to ask what a Man Card is, you'll never have one. #brotherhood #superbowl
Kelly Baltzell, CEO @Keldigo
176 Followers 204 Following CEO of Beyond Indigo, author, speaker, innovator and out of the box idea generator. Been managing Internet properties long enough to give me an age attack.
bob saget @bobsaget
1.9M Followers 777 Following I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
Kelly Baltzell, CEO @Keldigo
176 Followers 204 Following CEO of Beyond Indigo, author, speaker, innovator and out of the box idea generator. Been managing Internet properties long enough to give me an age attack.
Charlie Sheen @charliesheen
8.7M Followers 192 Following Actor, Dad, Author, Founder of @wildafbrewing
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 13 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
Chris Rock @chrisrock
4.7M Followers 250 Following Text me at 718-223-4313 ----- Non Verbal Learning Disorder; read about it here https://t.co/BSRlcUIEYY
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
20.7M Followers 17 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLook
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
11.8M Followers 476 Following Go check out my new album "Lush Life: The Lost Sinatra Arrangements" out now!You might like
