Jacob Sternwood @JSternwood
I consider myself an opportunist. I'm also considered a fucking legend. @_MaxLewinsky caught me first. #BigSpoon #RP #Parody #WelcomeToThePunch Joined January 2014-
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@_MaxLewinsky ~ "making guacamole" will be a euphemism.
@_MaxLewinsky *The charge Max's touch gives Jake goes straight to his loins, and he gives a lecherous chuckle, leaning into him.* Then ~
@_MaxLewinsky ~ produce section to gather more ingredients.*
@_MaxLewinsky Okay, but for that much, you're helping me make it. You'll have to wear an apron. *Jake grins and looks over the rest of the ~
@_MaxLewinsky Thank goodness for that. It would actually be kind of gross if it did.
@_MaxLewinsky ~ skins - because you're not cutting back on servings of me. Guacamole?
@_MaxLewinsky *Jake grins as he grabs a shopping basket and begins picking through some avocados.* All the more reason to avoid fried pig ~
@_MaxLewinsky ~ Salty, crunchy, and much less cardiac arrest.
@_MaxLewinsky *Jake is pleasantly surprised he didn't have to pry Max from the car.* They're no good for you. Try some roasted seaweed. ~
@_MaxLewinsky *Jake sighs through a smile while shaking his head.* And we were making such good progress. What's the matter? Fresh produce ~
@_MaxLewinsky ~ Right. Need eggs, fruits, bloody everything really. Anything in particular you want?
@_MaxLewinsky *Jake chuckles as they match strides down the sidewalk. They get in their car and pull away, headed towards the grocery.* ~
@_MaxLewinsky ~ from the restaurant. As they head back towards the carpark, he reaches for Max's hand.* There, now. Not so bad, yeah?
@_MaxLewinsky *Jake makes sure they leave a sizable portion of the mud pie for take away, and, after settling the bill, the two emerge ~
@_MaxLewinsky ~ advantage of whenever I can.
@_MaxLewinsky *Breaking his gaze only momentarily to nod at the server as he brings their dessert, Jake smiles.* A trait I enjoy taking ~
@_MaxLewinsky *Jake grins.* If you're so worried about my nutrition, you shouldn't deny me, then. The exercise is healthy, too.
@_MaxLewinsky *Max's response only makes Jake's grin widen.* What? Do you prefer "funsize?"
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