Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

Writer. Sommelier. Quasi-Professional Sarcast. don't follow me. NYC Joined September 2011

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@MCChewRocka @shrunkenaviator @pattymo Lotta white dudes in your white dudes monument my white dude

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Bess Kalb @bessbell

4 years ago

Not a hundred percent sure how to explain to my toddler that if a man named Kanye West had taken his medication it would be safer to put up Hanukkah lights in the window this year but oh well.

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Catestrophe @catestrophey

4 years ago

Wake up babe, new kidnap for ransom list just dropped

Joel Franco @OfficialJoelF

4 years ago

This is a real ATM at Art Basel that puts your bank account balance & photo on a leaderboard for all to see 👀

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@DPRK_News Fun fact: North Korea was the first Asian team to progress past the knockout round of the world cup, doing so in 1966 by beating Italy.

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Musk declares something he knows nothing about, is corrected by an employee who explains the problem, and then fires that employee and presents their ideas as his own. If this doesn't sum up his entire career I don't know what does.

Joel Franco @OfficialJoelF

4 years ago

This is a real ATM at Art Basel that puts your bank account balance & photo on a leaderboard for all to see 👀

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John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner

4 years ago

Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house

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Noga Tarnopolsky נגה טרנופולסקי نوغا ترنوبولسكي @NTarnopolsky

4 years ago

Itamar Ben Gvir, an extremist & racial supremacist with 53 criminal convictions under his belt, including convictions for terror associations, is slated to become Israel's new Minister of Internal Security, in charge of the police.

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The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I

4 years ago

I still exist. I protect you from the government, not from the Nets.

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@Overt__ @IlhanMN I'm glad you're paying for it, too!

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@CinemaMonsieur

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@rajat_suresh Been beta testing porn Online for decades. Can't wait for release.

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s @moisturizedRN

4 years ago

called my family members and there is still no power. i just refuse to believe that this isn’t intentional, especially when Loíza is so close to San Juan

devilette @deviIette

4 years ago

LOIZA borders the San Juan metropolitan area but its still without electricity. It’s an Afro boricua community that was purposely flooded when the Dam gates were opened. It was also left out of FEMA’s disaster declaration area. Conveniently its an opportunity zone for development

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@magnus_ivan @jonathanvswan 'A Mencken Chrestomathy' by H.L. Mencken

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cory @corypoppins

4 years ago

Excited for the next gritty Disney reboot

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@QasimRashid The practice of debt eradication is as ancient as Sumeria, which David Graeber examined in his history "Debt: The First 5000 Years." It became a regular practice and the origin of what is now the holiday Jubilee. (Click to expand)

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@lauriewhitwell Few. MUFC is the confluence of three factors. A scouting department that overvalues player performance and undervalues the strategies and tactics that make those players successful. Marketing the brand instead of match performance. Ownership using the club as an ATM.

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@OvOBrezzzy Isnt cowboy bebop on netflix?

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Marianne Sunshine @MissMaSunshine

4 years ago

Interesting. Rashford seemed to try to make excuses for the racism he faced but Daniel Kaluuya shut that down with a quickness. Very grateful for Daniel’s voice on these topics esp in America.

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Jake Skinner @JakeDSkinner

4 years ago

@TheAthleticUK @PJBuckingham Why not loan him to a non-PL champions league competitor? Only a year left on his contract, and they can have more freedom to extend the contract for next season if United are back in the UCL. Could also include him in talks over transfer targets.