Jake @JakeWally
I’m a results guy New York, NY Joined September 2014-
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I know 5 years isn’t a ~short~ amount of time but this genuinely feels like a decade+ ago
I don’t know why, but I was dreaming about this last night. I think the 2026 Red Sox have done permanent damage to me.
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BREAKING: The Vatican excommunicates bishops from a breakaway group of traditionalist Catholics that consecrated them without Pope Leo's consent. apnews.com/article/vatica…
I think it’s probably the assassin stuff but ok
Ok so imagine ur annika and u see bruce—a white man—coming to u to say that his foreign ex is an aristocrat from the “old world” and she raised damian in their “unorthodox cultural ways” and that his Arab-Chinese son is a “ticking bomb”, what’s the word that comes up in ur head😭
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sorry sista, got no change
The question everyone wants to hear when they get on a plane... This is not OK.
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They’re all calling to kiss the ring lmao
ABC News: California Governor Gavin Newsom has been in touch with Zohran Mamdani. They texted each other as recently as last week.
I’m always saying this
Maybe the Celtics need a strong vet in the locker room because they're bringing Jaylen back and they want someone to be in his ear all season.
Not particularly
@JakeWally Do you provide any value to the Boston sports community other than being an insufferable smarmy lardass?
I’m done with this discourse now. Banner 19 by 2030 thanks
Jaylen is obviously a gifted scorer but it’s hard to not respond to hysterical C’s fans with shit like “He isn’t that good!!!!!” when they’re crashing out over Brad accepting this return. This was the return because this is what teams are willing to pay! Fuck!
Jaylen is obviously a gifted scorer but it’s hard to not respond to hysterical C’s fans with shit like “He isn’t that good!!!!!” when they’re crashing out over Brad accepting this return. This was the return because this is what teams are willing to pay! Fuck!
It’s because Jaylen Brown isn’t valued very highly. Cheers
Not only is it absurd that the Celtics settled for this trade, but it is also nuts that so many other teams couldn't or wouldn't beat this offer.
If he’s so thoughtful he should of thought about not having so many fucking turnovers
Jaylen Brown had fallen heavily out of favor with Brad Stevens and the Celtics' front office, per @Tjonesonthenba “He’s also polarizing, thoughtful, well-spoken, outspoken, expensive and had apparently fallen so out of favor with Brad Stevens and the rest of Boston’s front
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Bill Simmons could conservatively charge $500 per download for the next episode of his podcast.
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Wyc Grousbeck traded Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, and Marcus Smart
Wyc Grousbeck would not have traded Jaylen Brown.
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Jaylen just pissed away a first round series then went on Twitch and said it was his favorite season ever lol. People freaking out about losing him shouldn’t lose sight of that
Brad:
That Brad Stevens and Jaylen Brown phone call had to be the saddest shit ever
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Donald Trump didn't make his first billion in crypto until age 80 Relax, you still have time
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