James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

I give advice that you might not want, but you you definitely need. Advice number 1: Quit being an asshole. Advice number 2: Keep not being an asshole New York, USA Joined April 2021

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@inATL247 It needs to congeal. You’re correct to make it the day before, my friend. She’s gonna thank you when there isn’t water pouring out of the dish!

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@KyleKanevil Not a bad idea. Just take a little sandwich with you. I suggest something with provolone.

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@asthmaticweezer The kid needs self respect & it don’t matter what nobody else says. It’s a good lesson that the world doesn’t bend to your will & you gotta deal with assholes. They exist, too. Whether they call you “he”, “she”, “they”, or “asshole”. No difference. Know who you are & fuck them.

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@dadogcosmo Don’t crack wise! But, yeah. Prosciutto.

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

Everybody! I’m here to tell you when you’re bein’ a jerk off, and/or an asshole. Wanna know if the other person is the asshole? Ask me. I’ll tell you. Without regards for your feelings, but with the honesty of an Italian Uncle.

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@BrianTumblrBaby He should be scared. If he survives, he scores a lot of points. Oh! What’s gonna happen when you need this guy if he can’t even deal with a little light conversation & possible threats, while eating some delicious salted cured meats?

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@BrandyHilderbr1 Peace? Get the fuck outta here with peace! Make sure she knows that you know what she did, and you’re never gonna forget it. You could hold it over her, and bring it up to your spouse, whenever you don’t want to see her. Have some balls. You’re in the right, over here!

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@katrinaonlyfanz Oh! You gotta lie! Even if you adopt a 2 year old kid, of a different race. Just say the baby came out like that. Make eye contact, and say “Mother Nature is a strong minded broad. This is our baby. Congratulations, Grandma!”. It’s the humane thing to do, all around.

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@georgefarmer_21 Everybody needs an Italian Uncle.

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@boltenhanics @sarahhisfunny I wanna give this guy a smack.

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@boltenhanics @sarahhisfunny Like food? Oh! It’s a sin. This guy’s got some serious problems. Everything he leaves out, put it on his side of the bed. All day. Let it collect. Then take the the amount of money he wasted on food from his wallet. These fuckin’ people need to learn.

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@mahan_zar Oh! You got one mother. Drink her fuckin’ lemon, then take an Advil, and tell her how great the lemon works. Don’t break the poor woman’s heart. She’s tryin’ to heal you, for Christ’s sake!

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@WTFISWWPPODCAST These people don’t deserve cuisine. Grab these cocksuckers by the back of the neck, and drag them to the nearest hot dog stand. That’s all they’re good for. I’m tryin’ to get home with my food, over here!

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James’ Italian Uncle @JamesItalian

5 years ago

@KevSpilker She’ll be dead someday. Make her babysit, so the two of yous can go out & get some nice veal scallopini. If you complain, then you got other fights, and she’ll still be in your house.