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@WorldAndScience Apparently planet boobs are my new thing.
Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like the wrestler.
This lady thinks the capitol riot is the best series finale ever.
I can’t wait to make fun of a president just for his age. #Elections2020
College bribes in 2020: give me an A and I will send you a free link to my only fans.
The most surprising part about Trump’s COVID announcement is that he and Melania spend time together.
@bertkreischer your cock creates chemical explosions
I’m working from home, so put my dildo in jello #AprilFoolsDay
Quarantine day 11: 4 year old started singing “that is the wine that never ends, it goes on and on my friend”. Parent of the year.
@bertkreischer @corona This Cinco De Mayo, alcoholism is better than that other disease.
@bertkreischer This Cinco De Mayo, drink @corona in memory of your 5 relatives that died.
Gal Gadot and Tulsi Gabbard are the Hollywood before and after makeup picture.
Just booked a night at the Hilton to steal the toilet paper.
The Rams logo looks like the Chargers logo but also Donald Trump
TrivWorks @TrivWorks
19K Followers 9K Following Industry leader in trivia entertainment for corporate events, both in-person & virtual—follow if you enjoy timely humor, pop culture trivia & bad puns
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar
167K Followers 76K Following Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
CK @charley_ck14
24K Followers 7K Following People say I’m skeptical, but I don’t believe it. 3X @midnight TOTD winner & Fallon Tonight # finalist. Host of @HoosierMamaTags.
Cyrus McQueen @CyrusMMcQueen
109K Followers 47K Following Husband. Father. Comic. Writer. NBC's Last Comic Standing. Author of Tweeting Truth To Power. Part of EdFinge 2025!
Manda Skeptically �... @ShutUpAmanda
19K Followers 14K Following STILL not a cannibal... I miss Tony Bourdain... Happy Ex-Christian and #DEGRASSI #DoctorWho #TheOwlHouse #DragRace Superfan. She/Her #Humanist Amateur Skeptic
Mario Speedwagon @SilipigniMario
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Mark Rīter @MarkRiter
9K Followers 5K Following Hashtag games and other funny stuff. NSFW. These are jokes! Also find me where the sky is blue.
TonyL @creativeTypeDad
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B. R.Nekked selflessl... @BRNekked42
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Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny
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Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend
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Magwood @davonmagwood
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199K Followers 148K Following Content = mine. Venue = theirs. Opinions archived elsewhere. Terms of use: not unconditional. 💙Find me👉 https://t.co/CJMjyGITnx
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Joseph McGee @jaelblade
84 Followers 489 Following
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96 Followers 216 Following
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John Hicks @JohnHic84913399
83 Followers 648 Following Destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes $$""
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Dad Spotlight @DadSpotlight
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Ryan Gleason @ryangleasonnyc
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TrivWorks @TrivWorks
19K Followers 9K Following Industry leader in trivia entertainment for corporate events, both in-person & virtual—follow if you enjoy timely humor, pop culture trivia & bad puns
Bryan Behar @bryanbehar
167K Followers 76K Following Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
CK @charley_ck14
24K Followers 7K Following People say I’m skeptical, but I don’t believe it. 3X @midnight TOTD winner & Fallon Tonight # finalist. Host of @HoosierMamaTags.
Cyrus McQueen @CyrusMMcQueen
109K Followers 47K Following Husband. Father. Comic. Writer. NBC's Last Comic Standing. Author of Tweeting Truth To Power. Part of EdFinge 2025!
Manda Skeptically �... @ShutUpAmanda
19K Followers 14K Following STILL not a cannibal... I miss Tony Bourdain... Happy Ex-Christian and #DEGRASSI #DoctorWho #TheOwlHouse #DragRace Superfan. She/Her #Humanist Amateur Skeptic
Mario Speedwagon @SilipigniMario
25K Followers 11K Following Beer monger. Sorcerer. Ostrobogulous. Flirty. Best described as a trashbag filled with mango pulp. #FidgetSays @NationalDazeTag @BrainBlondies @kickasspopups
Mark Rīter @MarkRiter
9K Followers 5K Following Hashtag games and other funny stuff. NSFW. These are jokes! Also find me where the sky is blue.
Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA
300K Followers 890 Following I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonist
Sam Morril @sammorril
237K Followers 865 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
TonyL @creativeTypeDad
20K Followers 12K Following Father of two, Hungry and Bored. #parenting #father #husband #family #humor
B. R.Nekked selflessl... @BRNekked42
2K Followers 2K Following 2x vaxed, 3x boosted. 5G + x-ray eyes + now levitation New follower?. Be patient please. Proud Canuck 🙈🙊🙉🇨🇦 #BlockedbyShatner club Header by @BuckInEars
Kat Klingensmith @KattFunny
33K Followers 26K Following Producer and host of Retro Crime Story Time. Married to @klinger2069.
Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend
24K Followers 19K Following All we got is this moment, 21st century’s yesterday. I’m a multiverse of multi-verses. https://t.co/XGh12H1leW
Magwood @davonmagwood
31K Followers 15K Following Dad. Hotdog Enthusiast. Retired Skateboard Guy. Democratic Candidate for Pa 55.
The Starfire Codes @StarfireCodes
83K Followers 60K Following Investigative metaphysics. Daily divination readings. For people who followed the signal when everyone else looked away. https://t.co/v6SvXeb8Jk
🌊 🛰️ Politics... @Politics_PR
199K Followers 148K Following Content = mine. Venue = theirs. Opinions archived elsewhere. Terms of use: not unconditional. 💙Find me👉 https://t.co/CJMjyGITnx
Paul Lander @paul_lander
41K Followers 40K Following Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.
Chad Opitz @chadopitz
16K Followers 13K Following Stand up comic by night/protecting Rick Moranis also by night Instagram: @chadopitz
Kage @swissmistress
18K Followers 9K Following #sober #catlady 🐈⬛🐈⬛ Music/ movies/ tv/ comedy/ junk food. Entertaining the void. # game acct: @swissmistress75
Misty may have @DaiseyDoesIt
5K Followers 2K Following Sarcastic Scientist. Baseball/Softball Obsessed. Reds Jays & MiLB. Eats peanuts & talks pitching. Trig Enthusiast. Been called ~Delightfully Twisted~
Vice President Kamala... @VP46Archive
14.3M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
463K Followers 14K Following 5x Billboard comedy chart topper. slightly more active on IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me
JUST FOR LAUGHS @justforlaughs
310K Followers 2K Following We host of the world’s largest comedy festivals serving up hot comedy, spicy clips, and fresh digital originals.
The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland
702K Followers 920 Following Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone. Snapchat: tliboys
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
20.7M Followers 160 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
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Justin @shitmydadsays
1.9M Followers 1 Following Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says
shane smith @shanesmith30
129K Followers 309 Following I like whiskey, baths, naps, boxing and naps (you said naps twice, I like naps)
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38K Followers 1K Following Modernist Pizza is available to order through our Modernist Cuisine Shop. https://t.co/eOQTlkrUeq
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580K Followers 568 Following Taught 20 years in the inner city, so don’t mess with me. Check out The History of Sketch Comedy with Elle Key out now!
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226K Followers 448 Following The iconic sketch classic Key & Peele is now streaming on @paramountplus.
Conner4Real @conner4real
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World and Science @WorldAndScience
2.6M Followers 29 Following Frequently updated assortment of tweets related to the world of science (with some side tracking) - As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases
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Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings
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