Jan Varden @JanVarden
Warrington Joined October 2011-
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I thought it was fucking hilarious. I'm sure the hundreds of thousands who watched their mortgages become unaffordable felt the same. CC @ByDonkeys
What happened last night was not funny. Far-left activists disrupted the event, which then had to be stopped for security reasons. This is done to intimidate people and suppress free speech. I won't stand for it. Would we see the same reaction if the activists were far-right?
I give it a week before Thames Water start pumping sewage into it
Mars water: Reservoir found deep in Martian rocks bbc.in/3M2FcW5
This week Mr Pip has barked at Blondel Turpentine That fucking twig, again Knuckle dragging racist fuckwits on roundabouts Mockneys Tiger bread Kevin the Goldfinch Burlap Spokes Armand Chauvelin The Mariana Trench Spatulas His second to last fart and Clacton
yep still funny x.com/alreadytaken74…
Can’t wait for the day I get to work with this woman again.
Barber had a cute idea! 😂😂
Five and a half minutes out of your day that I guarantee will be well spent.
Possibly the most incredible Beethoven Ode to Joy flashmob by the Philharmonic Orchestra of Nuremberg and the Hans-Sachs-Choir in front of the St. Lorenz Church in Nuremberg, Germany. [📹 Evenord-Bank eG-KG]
@Wulf_Helm Oh my ❤️ That was utterly JOYOUS 😊 😃
This moment from @KamalaHarris’ questioning of Brett Kavanaugh at his Senate hearing has never left me. "Can you think of any laws that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body?"
Meanwhile at Microsoft headquarters.. 😅
How cool is this! The adults are in charge 👏💯 "White House situation room getting to connect Prime Minister Starmer to President Biden" "You are now connected to Air Force one" "Okay, thank you" "Mister Prime Minister, congratulations. What a hell of a victory. Congratulations" "Thank you Mister President. It's been a long night and day. I've been busy appointing my cabinet during the course of this afternoon. So thank you very much for your congratulations, and fortuitously we will see each other next week" "I'm very much looking forward to seeing you in Washington and having the opportunity obviously, to sit down properly" "I'm looking forward to it as well" "There's no doubt that under your leadership, our two countries are going to continue our special relationship" "We're working together just about every issue. Supporting Ukraine, managing the competition with China, and advancing cooperation. Pacific" "Firstly, the special relationship is obviously the bedrock, always has been, for, you know, our defence, for our security and prosperity, which obviously is central to our missions for government"
We all want @Keir_Starmer to right off the bat announce criminal investigations into Brexit, Russian interface and PPE Spoiler Not happening Why? Because he's just been handed the biggest shit sandwich in the history of shit sandwiches And he needs to fix stuff. Priorities
The Tories are talking up the non-existent notion of a Supermajority for Labour as a way of deterring people from delivering the Superdefeat they know their record deserves … don’t be deterred. Vote. Them. Out.
The polls are open. Remember that politicians are servants of the people. Today thousands of them across the UK are asking for your vote. Your vote is precious; it grants power and it removes it. Use it and remind them never to take it, or you, for granted. #GE2024
Nearnert @Nearnert3YBtoi
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Shullewl @Shullewli5Z4MC
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Satan @SpeakingSatan
15K Followers 13K Following Lord of Hell. The Devil in the darkness. I Ramble, and I spout wisdoms and nonsense. Writing = @Phaborg https://t.co/HZmhOayWzm | Bone throne = away/busy
WulfHelm 💙🖤 @Wulf_Helm
7K Followers 8K Following Bretwalda of the Angli. Please use your Gods responsibly.
H2 Events @H2Events
335 Followers 649 Following Full Event Management Services .Conference & Exhibition organisers Custom Exhibition Stand Design and manufacture supported by a full event management team
JV #GTTO #GEnow 🥇�... @VardenJan
65 Followers 433 Following Love to dance, Love to sing (Barbershop). Love my life!
Mal Vickers @mal_vickers
25 Followers 86 Following
Sarah J Lynam @sarahvarden
177 Followers 1K Following Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring - Marilyn Monroe
The News Agents @TheNewsAgents
168K Followers 13 Following Lifting the curtain on the biggest stories in the UK, U.S. and beyond. With @Maitlis, @JonSopel and @Lewis_Goodall. 🎧 Listen and subscribe on @GlobalPlayer 📲
Trumpton @Trump_ton
33K Followers 3K Following Cartoon and comments from the office of the Mayor of Trumpton, relayed by @mikedicks
Matt Ramsey @OneNerdyOpinion
27K Followers 1K Following Huge nerd. I love books and people who love books, D&D, Horror, SciFi, Boardgames... Everything Nerdy. Dog and cat dad to Spike & Dandruff. He/Him
Farrukh @implausibleblog
126K Followers 4K Following Content Creator 🤓 Photo Video & Drone Pilot 🎥 Entrepreneur & Tech Geek 🤖 Food Judge 😋 And now news as frustrated 👀 [email protected]
Sanjeev Bhaskar💙 @TVSanjeev
103K Followers 1K Following #Sandman #Unforgotten #Paddington2 #Spamalot #GGM #IndianDr #Kumars Rep: [email protected] #YNWA
Anonymous🇬🇧👀 @AnonymousUK2022
220K Followers 77 Following https://t.co/5oef0A4uiX We are Anonymous! We are Legion ! We do not forgive ! We do not forget Expect Us #Anonymous #Ukraine #OpIran
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
4.6M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Satan @SpeakingSatan
15K Followers 13K Following Lord of Hell. The Devil in the darkness. I Ramble, and I spout wisdoms and nonsense. Writing = @Phaborg https://t.co/HZmhOayWzm | Bone throne = away/busy
Blackout Hour @blackouthour_
16K Followers 19 Following in support of the brave women and men in Iran fighting for their freedom. #IranDigitalBlackout
UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet
5.6M Followers 193 Following Official page for Prime Minister @andyburnham's office, based at 10 Downing Street.
Carol Vorderman @carolvorders
892K Followers 3K Following ‘NOW WHAT?’ book out now https://t.co/VMu8aMRRHs Award winning broadcaster and campaigner Politically independent. https://t.co/rox0cPaS4f
JV #GTTO #GEnow 🥇�... @VardenJan
65 Followers 433 Following Love to dance, Love to sing (Barbershop). Love my life!
4th July - Tory wipe ... @snb19692
219K Followers 7K Following SODEM. Fighting for our future. #ProportionRepresentation #ToriesOut. To help keep us going: https://t.co/E0IohD1SaN…
Larry the Cat @Number10cat
907K Followers 140 Following Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 19 year old tabby. Living with my seventh Prime Minister. Unofficial.
Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall
360K Followers 5K Following Reporter. Presenter: @thenewsagents and Sunday with Lewis Goodall @lbc | DMs open- tell me your stories. Enquiries: [email protected]
emily m @maitlis
548K Followers 2K Following #TheNewsAgents host. Newsnight, BBC2 Interviews with Prince Andrew, Donald Trump, Mark Zuckerberg, Keir Starmer James Comey , Bill Clinton. Appalling typing.
Jon Sopel @jonsopel
288K Followers 1K Following Host of daily podcast The News Agents. And author of forthcoming book, Strangeland. Order now or come to one of the events https://t.co/Y7BGxIbMK9
Supertanskiii @supertanskiii
230K Followers 6K Following Tan Smith. Political Commentary, Pisstaking & Satire. Don’t like Tories? You’ll love me. Dystopia Warner. Writer. You can sub/shout a coffee here👇🏼
WulfHelm 💙🖤 @Wulf_Helm
7K Followers 8K Following Bretwalda of the Angli. Please use your Gods responsibly.
Natalie Lowe @RealNatalieLowe
119K Followers 6K Following Mum to Jack 👶🏼 Strictly dancer 💃🏻 Proud Aussie/ adopted Northerner 📍Enquiries [email protected]
BBC Radio 2 @BBCRadio2
667K Followers 7K Following ✨ The world’s biggest stars on the UK's most listened to radio station 🔊 Listen on @bbcsounds
Craig Revel Horwood @CraigRevHorwood
265K Followers 810 Following Director, Singer, Choreographer, original & longest serving judge on Strictly Come Dancing, Author, Drag Queen and more...
joanne k clifton 💙 @joanneclifton
93K Followers 3K Following Strictly Winner 2016 World Champ 2013 Actress Agent: Mildred Yuan [email protected] Manager: Samuel Haughton @SamuelHaughton
Jason Isaacs @jasonsfolly
266K Followers 162 Following Professional faker. Amateur human. Failed deatheater. Space emperor. Angel Hunter. Lotus Eater. Don't even. https://t.co/u75Xlo8dES
Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins
1.1M Followers 405 Following Mutton dressed as mutton. NETFLIX SERIES #perfectlylegal streaming worldwide now. PODCAST: https://t.co/wYRb9dO28G
British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff
677K Followers 1K Following Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appétit. #GBBO Posts by Love Productions. https://t.co/mVw82kQSwb
ChNW Police Dogs @ChNWPoliceDogs
11K Followers 63 Following Official account of the Cheshire and North Wales Police dog unit. This account is not monitored 24/7. For Non-Emergency Dial 101. In an Emergency Dial 999.
Shane Filan @ShaneFilan
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Nicky Byrne @NickyByrne
367K Followers 3K Following 1/4 of @westlifemusic - 🎧 NBHQ Podcast - ✏️ Brand new Substack out now via link below 👇🏻
Al Gore @algore
2.7M Followers 44 Following Official account of former Vice President Al Gore. Chair and co-founder of Generation Investment Management, @ClimateReality founder & co-founder @ClimateTRACE.
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
20.7M Followers 160 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Kal Penn @kalpenn
482K Followers 569 Following You Can’t Be Serious (book + audiobook available now 👇🏽)
Sir Mo Farah @Mo_Farah
1.2M Followers 475 Following Double Double Olympic Champion, World Champion, 6-time European Champion, @NikeUK athlete https://t.co/VV9GYXmvyw Run with Mo YT series 👇🏿
Mike Massimino @Astro_Mike
1.0M Followers 430 Following Former @NASA Astronaut, NY Times Best Selling Author of #Spaceman, Professor at @Columbia, Sr. Advisor @IntrepidMuseum
Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz
1.5M Followers 182 Following Apollo XI Astronaut, Moonwalker; Gemini12; West Point; USAF Brig Gen; Korean War Vet; MIT ScD; Human SpaceFlight Inst Founder; Advancing concepts to reach Mars.
Nadiya Jamir Hussain @BegumNadiya
199K Followers 969 Following Winner of GBBO 2015 Contact via: https://t.co/mhYkE1KDOM
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
2.9M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Malala Yousafzai @Malala
1.8M Followers 725 Following Girls just want to learn, play and live freely 💖
Warrington Police @PoliceWarr
18K Followers 2K Following Do not use Twitter to report crime or record complaints. Call 999 in an emergency. Account not monitored 24/7





















