January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. Dog defender. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=from%… 🇺🇸 Joined April 2011

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Darla @ddsmidt

3 years ago

Our first two dogs were planned, the third one was an accident.

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Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa

3 weeks ago

It was when he called me his little ball of crazy that I knew he was the one.

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Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa

a month ago

Are there three better words than “I trust you? “

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January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

a month ago

@NiallHarbison Tina was such a bright light. All of our collective hearts broke when you lost her. Her legacy is amazing though. She won’t be forgotten. Ever. ❤️🐶

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January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

a month ago

@CShay8675309 I think it could work.

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January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

a month ago

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and yell at each other.

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January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

a month ago

@JarlBlitzen They can rock, paper, scissors for it. 😆

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January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

a month ago

@Danny28655171 Good point 😆

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January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames

a month ago

@DBStoner @OneRagingDildo Way more fun.

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Darla @ddsmidt

a month ago

I read that playing mind games will keep your brain sharp. I’ll start tonight by acting like I’m not mad when I really am mad.

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Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison

a month ago

Our senior dogs had a big beach day out. I promise this will make you smile from ear to ear ❤️

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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric

a month ago

Use your leaf blower first thing in the morning. People love that.

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Emily ™ @emily_tweets

a month ago

People jus park their cyber tucks anywhere nowadays

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Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy

a month ago

So, I guess other than everything, I’m fine.

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Ostrich @OstrichInCrisis

a month ago

On behalf of all birds, Twitter needs to bring back the little blue bird icon.

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Marcmywords @Marcmywords2

2 months ago

Did you do that to your eyebrows or do we need to hire a lawyer.

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Larry Correia @monsterhunter45

2 months ago

After seeing that all the writing money is romantasy now, I am officially announcing my new pen name and series - Lobellia Troutswallow's A Kingdom of Angst and Boning. When beautiful 20 year old Glorendirerial Pufferdown goes to magic dragon school for magical dragons she meets Prince Tyrendrial Starfire who is cruel yet hot. And probably an elf or something. Their passion ignites a war between the gnomes and the local planetarium. Only then Gloreandreal is kidnapped by the minotaur pirate Hernand The WellHung. Swooning with even more passion, will Glerendreiaiel choose the dragons of prophecy or forbidden love? Book 1: A Crown of Wolves and Roses Book 2: The Sword of Length and Girth Book 3: The Sword of Length and Girth 2: The Swordening Book 4: A Knight of Mist and Lilacs Book 5: A Shadow of Flame and Shadows Book 5.5: A Moat of Sorrow and Burritos Book 6: The Loins of El've'ns'mo'oor Book 7: A (noun) of (noun) and (noun) TBD Book 8: A Court of Wings and Thorns and Crowns and Book 9: Gundum Wing Onyx Tensai Angel Genesis Alpha Force Go Book 10: Smut Throne I should be able to get all ten books banged out by the weekend. I will make BILLIONS.