Jared Burleson @Jaredb027
#UIUCPhysics PhD Candidate | HEP-ex w/ @ATLASExperiment at @CERN | #SchwarzmanScholar22 | #SMU21 | Texpat in France jaredburleson.com CERN Joined December 2012-
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I don’t usually get involved in political stuff, but some things need to be said. Spider-Man and Stan Lee would never support ICE. Not now. Not ever. Fuck ICE. 🖕
adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.
The median American voter gets their political opinion from a podcast host who has to be regularly educated by Shane Gillis 👍
Shane Gillis: “[Trump’s] selling faster access to his tweets and then you can bet on the markets. It’s literally insider trading” Joe Rogan: “Wait a minute, is that real? How is that legal? Who’s telling him this is a good idea? $100K to get early tweets? That’s literally crazy.
I'm told Affordability isn't a Problem I'm told i can just cook at home Yet, i can go through my Purchase History, the price for the Exact same Product and Exact same Weight has Doubled since 2023.
don’t worry guys, the wealth will trickle down
The president gave a no bid contact to his buddy, who screwed up the job, so he tried to put people in jail to distract from that, with the eager assistance of Todd Blanche and a thoroughly corrupt DOJ
The Justice Department is admitting that a $14 million renovation on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, was flawed, and is dropping the criminal case against a former Olympian that accused him of damaging the pool, according to a new court filing.
i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different
Pro-Trump states and counties had far higher COVID death rates. Misinformation and disinformation were to blame. Trump and Musk were the biggest propagators of misinformation in terms of reach.
"slowly then all at once"
The FDA has announced that 1.6 million eggs have been contaminated with salmonella, forcing a nationwide recall. Last year, the Trump administration scrapped regulations to limit salmonella and laid off hundreds of food safety inspection workers.
Joe "just asking questions" Rogan has done more harm to society than most diseases in the past 5 years.
Joe Rogan calls out his producer Jamie for laughing when medical doctor Zach Bush says that simply looking at hieroglyphics can reverse inflammation in the body: ROGAN: “Jamie thinks emojis are the next hieroglyphics. I think he’s right.” BUSH: “Hieroglyphics actually carry a
“We were told deregulation would save farmers money, and we were assured quality control would be fine” Where do you think the savings came from? Where do you think the lack of quality came from?
The government stopped monitoring this because someone / DOGE thought public health and safety was a waste of money.
oh so now they suddenly want gender affirming care
The Department of Defense will now annually test soldiers over 30 for low testosterone Soldiers with testosterone deficiency can opt-in to receive testosterone injections
Kinda nuts to watch everything fall apart in exactly the way you'd think based on who is in charge lol
The explosive diarrhea-causing cyclosporiasis outbreak has now spread to 31 states, with nearly 7,000 potential cases. Last year, RFK ordered the CDC's Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network to stop tracking cyclosporiasis.
We do want voter ID though. Go ahead. Issue every citizen a free ID that's easy and free to update/replace and require bringing that to vote. Oh? That's not what you meant? You just want everyone to jump through hoops to vote? Gotcha, stfu then.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Joe Rogan says the only reason Democrats don't want voter ID in elections is to cheat.
This HotD episode was an Excellent example of why we need the third amendment in Westeros
@isaac_long20 He does not have the mandate of heaven
I feel like I’m watching a Cowboys playoff game
Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament
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