Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

@DanikaXIX Why is that a giant revolutionary thing? That is the job of a "stunt double" they get paid a lot of money to make the actors, male and female, look good. You aren't supposed to know she is a woman.

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Jeremy Ball @JMBall21

a day ago

That’s my fucking GOAT

Variety @Variety

a day ago

“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a million-dollar offer to perform in Saudi Arabia because "I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky." "I was invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which is something that I obviously did not want to do. They offered me,

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

a day ago

Oh, Freddy...

Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids

a day ago

Least shocking thing ever 🙄

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

a day ago

Golden Sea Otter

WeRateDogs @dog_rates

a day ago

This is Finn. He likes to ominously stand on his hind legs in the water. We've asked him to stop but he won't. Still 13/10

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

a day ago

I hope you end up in some federal "pound you in the arse" prison

Andrew Tate @Cobratate

a day ago

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

a day ago

And it isn't even my birthday!

Andrew Tate @Cobratate

a day ago

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists. No commissary. No visits. No contact with the outside world. My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

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@karen_xmenfan Gross, do not want

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

a day ago

@RedDirtSport De-aged Danny McBride

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

2 days ago

@ManaByte Ideally, the first X-Men movie after Secret Wars, and X-Men should be first, should start with a black screen and Charles Xavier's voice saying "Humans of the planet Earth, while you slept the world 'changed'" It wont be Krakoa but still, that is the set up to introduce Mutants

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

2 days ago

@ok_bishh

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

2 days ago

@SimonMiller316 Man, so agree, I have been rewatching Oppenheimer and Interstellar so much and The Odyssey is going to join that rotation, it is so good

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

2 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp

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Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

2 days ago

@ok_bishh It was, and is still, 580-255-1616 in Duncan

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Syse @alexsyse

2 days ago

@PatMcAfeeShow Announcing this the day after the ESPN layoffs

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Jeff Is In Texas @JeffIsInTexas

2 days ago

For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts...

Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

2 days ago

For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts.. I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is. 🗣🗣 AUGUST 14TH, 2026