🗡️💀 Impaler Swift 💀🔪 @JennApple

👻 CEO of Being Weird 👻 nerd. improviser. sports fan. recovering alcoholic. Member, Board of Peace. Joined May 2008

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🗡️💀 Impaler Swift 💀🔪 @JennApple

2 hours ago

@redhotnerd WHY. IS. IT. ALWAYS. OHIO?!

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Greg Braggs Jr. @GBraggsJr23

a week ago

Today is the last Sunday without football for the rest of the year.

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🗡️💀 Impaler Swift 💀🔪 @JennApple

a week ago

@spool36 @AngelaMoryanTV @DLand91 heh. @DaleJr is the car owner - good luck with that.

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🗡️💀 Impaler Swift 💀🔪 @JennApple

a week ago

@SaladelBoca @ChaosAgent_42 Did you have this same energy for President Biden a couple years ago?

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🗡️💀 Impaler Swift 💀🔪 @JennApple

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@MattWalshBlog

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🗡️💀 Impaler Swift 💀🔪 @JennApple

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@SMS3504 @SlickmediaX

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nascarcasm @nascarcasm

2 weeks ago

OK this worked for the New York Knicks. So I hope it works for @ConnorZilisch. Hired @DanhausenAD to uncurse him. #NASCAR #Danhausen

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

2 weeks ago

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars. I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege. Six minutes later I was holding chicken. I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be. A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea. I said thank you. She said, "My pleasure." I did not think about it then. I should have. At the window I thanked the young man for the food. "My pleasure." I thanked him for the sauce. "My pleasure." I thanked him for thanking me— "My pleasure." I want to be clear about what was happening. This was a duel. In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations. I was a white belt in that drive-thru. I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line. He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce. Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack. I returned the next day to reclaim my honor. It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed. All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did. I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice. Once to a teenager with sauce. Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building. In my country we say a samurai's word is his life. I had never seen a restaurant say it back. I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could. "My pleasure." She smiled and said, "It sure is." America, I surrender. It was my pleasure.

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Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia

2 weeks ago

Jon Ossoff: Here's what's going to happen tonight. The world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his six year old grievances about the 2020 election.

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🗡️💀 Impaler Swift 💀🔪 @JennApple

3 weeks ago

@libertarian_ass @TheWyteRabbit1

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Headquarters @HQNewsNow

3 weeks ago

Sen. @Ossoff: Who won the 2020 election? DNI nominee Jay Clayton: I'm not going to do this with you Ossoff: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Clayton: I'm not gonna get into that with you Ossoff: You refuse to answer a basic question about who won a presidential election, but you ask to lead America's intelligence community. Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question? To have to indulge the president's delusions?

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🗡️💀 Impaler Swift 💀🔪 @JennApple

3 weeks ago

@DirtyMoMedia @NoahGragson @DaleJr @chasebriscoe @Tjmajors tiktok.com/t/ZP8G7d5d9/

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EchoPark Speedway @EchoParkSpdwy

3 weeks ago

POV: It's 2:00 in the morning and you look outside to see Ryan Blaney doing laps on a motorcycle around the track

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Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz

3 weeks ago

Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.

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All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX

3 weeks ago

🤯🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: 'Ted Lasso' star, CRISTO FERNANDEZ, has officially made his debut for El Paso Locomotive. The Mexican actor has fulfilled his dream of becoming a professional footballer. "FOOTBALL IS LIFE". ❤️👏🏼

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𝕲𝖆𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔 @gmf1369

3 weeks ago

Photo 1 (widely shared 2023 version): Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao in a recovery/rehab setting. McConnell wears the red gingham shirt, smiles broadly while holding printed material, seated in the blue chair with white linens behind Photo 2 (the version associated with the July 12, 2026 update): Appears identical to Photo 1 in every visible detail — same clothing, exact same pose and expressions, same background, same blue chair, same item in McConnell’s hand, same lighting and composition. Side-by-side observation: These are the same photograph (originally from April 2023). No meaningful differences exist in subject positioning, clothing, facial expressions, background elements, or any other visual detail. Minor variations in cropping, resolution, or on-screen overlays (e.g., news logos or borders in different articles) may appear depending on the source, but the core image content is unchanged. This confirms the image being referenced in recent discussions is the older one being recirculated. If you have different specific versions/URLs in mind, share them for further comparison! Someone has some splaining to do!

𝕲𝖆𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖔 @gmf1369

3 weeks ago

#GVerse They lied there is no proof of life from Mitch McConnell team. The conclusion they are covering his likely demise especially with the news about Lindsey Graham. Now it seems 2 out 3 could be the assumption: Grok assumption: "The two images you’re referring to (the widely