Jim Fuoco @JimFuoco
Mostly bad jokes, baseball, and boat life on here. fuoco.golf Blue Point, NY Joined July 2009-
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Without reading into this story I’m almost positive the streamer is @ryanseal13
There’s this dude on TikTok that has been streaming MVP Baseball 2005 for several days attempting to get a perfect game with Roy Oswalt. He’s 900+ attempts in. Electric stuff.
The god @JordanVanDina
you expect me to care about a lame ass premise like “the odyssey” when movies could be about the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex
Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage. She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push. We aren't. We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire. I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe. I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution. I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance. I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market. We don't even have a European market. She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets. I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty. I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.
It’s banana land that we may never see the moon again in our entire life. Just constant sun. For all of eternity. Congrats everybody.
We are so back. It will be light forever. This is insane.
@mikeyfowler18 @tallerbydaYARDE What an interaction to randomly catch on the timeline.
Have we gotten a score yet @_UncleRooney?
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
And he’s alive? Running up the score on @zdaddy3319
“Comebacker to @LongHammering, the runner breaks for home, he’s got him dead to rights..”
If I told you this was the worst throw home you’ve ever seen, it still wouldn’t prepare you for the throw
I watched a junior admin troubleshoot a connectivity issue. He couldn't SSH into a server. He ran iptables -L. He saw a bunch of rules. He panicked. He ran iptables -F. Suddenly, he could SSH in. He cheered. I asked if he enjoyed turning the server into a demilitarized zone or just hated firewalls. He looked confused and said, "It worked." I told him he didn't fix the issue; he just removed the condom and declared the STD cured. I walked him through the logs. We saw that his IP was being rate limited due to a brute-force attempt from his previous office. I forced him to write an iptables restore script from memory, then locked his outgoing SSH to port 22 only until he restored the original rules.
@Smartiello You play as Natalya and hid in the back room of the facility surrounded by proximity mines.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Winter sols Winter sols who? Winter SolsDis 6 months of increasing daylight in your mouth!!! #WinterSolstice
Ladies and gentleman. For the next 6 months, and this is a guarantee, you’ll get a bit of extra daylight every single day. It’s a little end of fiscal year special I put together because I love you guys. Happy Winter Solstice errrrrbody!
We used to be a proper country where saying nerdy things like this would result in @Izzo_Nick giving you a swirly. Get lost, dweeb.
Sunset in NYC on Saturday is at 6:00pm. This is the last time that the sun will set after 6:00pm in NYC until March 8th, 2026.
:: vigorously shaking Green Day’s bed ::
Whoaaa @GreenDay, *someone* had fun last night. Better get up and have a few waters before work, hahaha!
@AnaFather @LongHammering I’m just saying if DBK and JA17 walk into the same bar, @HaileeSteinfeld leaves as an Air Force wife.
And to think, I got to chuck the pigskin around DPFI with him less than a decade ago… @LongHammering
“Ohh look at me, I have a rocket arm and look like I was built in a lab. I live in sunny Los Angeles, have long flowy blonde hair, make $60M a year and am dating Madison Beer” Fuck you.
“Hey @LongHammering , she’s a little more ship than you’ve wrestled in the past, sure you’re up for it?” :: drags heater :: “Just give me the sticks and let me cook”
24m Medyılmaz Shipyard yacht Dolce Vento sinks immediately after launch... The incident occurred at approximately 2.30pm yesterday (2 September) at the yard's facilities in Eregli, Turkey. More information here: boatint.com/1vy
I simply cannot believe we (me, @AnaFather, @JoshAllenQB) have lost to a guy like this with literally the worst takes ever taken since takes took.
Joe Burrow has the perfect take on boats. No notes.
i cant do this anymor... @AnaFather
243 Followers 205 Following Maybe you, could be, a purple monkey in a bubblegum tree
Lawrence Tornetta @ltornetta2
278 Followers 701 Following
Nick Sergio @TheSerg32
251 Followers 520 Following “I hate people individually, but I love mankind” - Larry David
Kschwa23 @Kschwa23
338 Followers 270 Following
Tim Akins ☿ @TheTimAkins
536 Followers 2K Following Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life
larry tornetta @larrytor34
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Mike McCabe @caber10
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Darren Andersen @Darren_Andersen
424 Followers 568 Following Politics, Stocks, & Sports are a few of my favorite things. You’ll see a mix of all of that here.
Astra Moonveil | Pre ... @Megan46507127
103 Followers 290 Following RPG & Story Games | Music Lover | Enjoying great stories, and living life at my own pace. Looking for a genuine best friend. Dreaming of becoming a VTuber soon.
Emma afterdark @iemmaa357
35 Followers 2K Following fairy lights and intrusive thoughts 🧚 always follow back
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234 Followers 2K Following Passionate about creating beautiful designs and bringing ideas to life👗✨
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31 Followers 3K Following sunshine mixed with doomscrolling ☀️ follow back always
Owen Hawley @HawleyOwenbsbl
35 Followers 381 Following Catcher\utility 6’3 195LB Phone# 7578026479 [email protected]
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Terry Culp @TerryCulp293786
496 Followers 7K Following I’ m a $202 mega million lottery winner in Edison N J I’m so blessed so l”ll be giving away $5000 to my first 1k followers 💯.Greatful❤️
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154 Followers 7K Following
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66 Followers 3K Following The lord I need you. Thank you for dying on the cross for my sins.I open the door of my life and receive you as savior and the Lord. thank you🙏🏽🙏🏽❤️
Sandra @Sandra2311972
76 Followers 2K Following I'm that kind of person that every man wants to meet because i possess all the quality required in lady
Barbell Financial �... @BarbelliFi_
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61 Followers 2K Following Like to talk Do not hold any investment products
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81 Followers 1K Following I really need a trustworthy man. Who can be considerate with me I am a wonderful, single lady with a heart of gold, a lady you would love to meet 🥰😍
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283 Followers 4K Following A Christian. l believe Jesus Christ was crucified and raised from the dead and HE is coming again to judge the living and the dead ✝️
Adam Saad @AdamDKSaad
1K Followers 1K Following Former Salesforce #1 Rep turned 8-Fig Tech Services Founder. Side Questing a DTC brand called Glasz
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Mary @mary_cute12
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219 Followers 7K Following Day Trader . Marketing Expert. Hosted the @pennylanepod. Author @ The penny Lane Blayne Journal. Subscribe below 🔽
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Foreknoot @ForeknootBhW
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Deatet @deatet22166
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Elizabeth @braia122
73 Followers 523 Following Used to avoid politics but not anymore #votetruth #votefreedom
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Leluwoop @leluwoop80165
85 Followers 7K Following A strong woman is one who is determined to do what others are determined not to do.
Jess @saikoujime50354
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DinahAlfred @5pC3q8563f9iLJh
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Brennan Strovink @Coach_Strov
1K Followers 846 Following Mount Sinai HS assistant coach @bluelinerangers /Former Assistant at Patchogue Medford and @limestone_bsb Former Player at @lamar_baseball
Cooteyd @CooteydH6h
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ElaineHornby @FzFpTz92U4oWd
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i cant do this anymor... @AnaFather
243 Followers 205 Following Maybe you, could be, a purple monkey in a bubblegum tree
Lawrence Tornetta @ltornetta2
278 Followers 701 Following
Nick Sergio @TheSerg32
251 Followers 520 Following “I hate people individually, but I love mankind” - Larry David
Evan Roberts @EvanRobertsWFAN
164K Followers 2K Following Host on WFAN with Tiki Barber @EvanandTikiWFAN. Host of Rico Brogna. Author of “My Mets Bible” at https://t.co/2xdPusn4gF
Gregg Giannotti @GioWFAN
93K Followers 992 Following Co-host of Boomer and Gio (@wfanmornings) on @wfan660 & @cbssportsnet 516, 631, 412 ig: giowfan
Kschwa23 @Kschwa23
338 Followers 270 Following
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126K Followers 11 Following Official show page for Boomer & Gio on WFAN- 101.9 FM & 660 AM. On TV- CBS Sports Network. Boomer is on twitter @7BoomerEsiason & Gio @GioWFAN
larry tornetta @larrytor34
747 Followers 3K Following
Sydney Esiason Martin @sydneyemartin
47K Followers 556 Following New York gal - formerly: Sports Illustrated's @SI_Wire, https://t.co/r4LARacGMm, NY Jets and now I tweet about mom stuff and nonsense - Boston College '14
Mike McCabe @caber10
325 Followers 603 Following
Al Hughes Dukes @Alsboringtweets
88K Followers 82 Following I work on the radio. Remember, we all make mistakes. Mine was getting a dog
Connor Griffin @RealCGriff
79K Followers 1K Following Washed Up Penn Stater @barstoolsports | Philly Sports, Star Wars, and River Otter Enthusiast
Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66
222K Followers 540 Following Harry | Extremely talented | @SonOfABoyDad Podcast | Co-Owner @TBushGaming | Comedian
IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession
79K Followers 6 Following I am a proud IT Unprofessional with 25+ years of experience turning computers off and on. Did you try blowing on it?
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3K Followers 445 Following Married Vet, Math background. I provide 1-1 coaching/based therapy yielding you joy & confidence. Eyes On The Prize | Prov. 28:1 Make Therapy Great Again
John Coffee Hays @26thAndGuad
3K Followers 680 Following “Atlantid irredentist: he follows the way of Minos, the way of the bull.” | Genio!
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Babyfolio @babyfolio
51K Followers 524 Following Software Engineer managing a $8M+ portfolio to build generational wealth for my 2 babies. Covering AI infrastructure, Semis and Datacenters Join our Discord ↓
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Lilian Weng @lilianweng
284K Followers 190 Following Co-founder of Thinking Machines Lab @thinkymachines; Ex-VP, AI Safety & robotics, applied research @OpenAI; Author of Lil'Log
Yann LeCun @ylecun
1.3M Followers 789 Following Founder/Chair, AMI Labs; Professor, NYU; Partner, 224 Ventures; Ex-Chief AI Scientist, Meta. Researcher in AI, ML, Robotics, etc. ACM Turing Award Laureate.
François Chollet @fchollet
716K Followers 828 Following Co-founder @ndea. Co-founder @arcprize. Creator of Keras and ARC-AGI. Author of 'Deep Learning with Python'.
Costa Kapothanasis @CostaKapo
20K Followers 14K Following 💼 Fastest growing oil change only QL in USA 🇺🇸 ⚙️🛢 Costa Oil™ @CostaOilCo 🦞 Formerly Portland ME 🦀 Now DC @CostaOils Racing | Over 200 Franchises sold
Zach Wintrow @zdaddy3319
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Jen Abel @jjen_abel
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1K Followers 2K Following A compilation of short thoughts and fun creations. Engineering @X
Blaze Jordan @Blaze_j24
19K Followers 140 Following Christian | Player for St. Louis Cardinals | @blazecollects1
Defileo🔮 @defileo
52K Followers 987 Following Addicted to posting | Focus & Research | DeFi & AI insights | Quality over Quantity | Love my X family.
Bevel @bevel_health
9K Followers 11 Following Bevel is the connected health coach that turns your wearables, bloodwork, and lifestyle into personalized recommendations.
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kourtneyinhell2 @kourtneyinhell2
15K Followers 72 Following tight personality. perky little wits. business account. proceed with caution. nsfw. (18+)
CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E
160K Followers 2K Following AZ girl in TX. Mom of 5. Likes: politics, sports, 🐶, comedy, true crime. Dislikes: Commies. My nickname in HS was “Donna Rickles.” I block annoying people.
Will @WillAttract
57K Followers 777 Following I'll either teach you something or piss you off. Probably both though...
Anthropic @AnthropicAI
1.6M Followers 2 Following We're an AI safety and research company that builds reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems. Talk to our AI assistant @claudeai on https://t.co/FhDI3KQh0n.
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Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder
52K Followers 210 Following Building 100,000 homes per year. | Dartmouth MBA | ex-Goldman | Parody | written by @charliewrich
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123K Followers 413 Following 📍 chicago / @barstoolsports / @appstate alum / 🍜 watch micropod or else / IG: hannah.montoya
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382K Followers 2K Following AI whisperer. Investor in @GroqInc @Etched @Rork @DaytonaIO @OpenRouter + more. Prev: CEO @HyperWriteAI | AI @AlphaSchool Press: [email protected]
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
486K Followers 2K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Harem Manager
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9K Followers 32 Following infinite care, free & fast healthcare powered by AI, real doctors, & evidence founded by @kjdhaliwal backed by KP & CRV
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485K Followers 2K Following Shopify CEO by day, Dad in evening, hacker at night, Aspiring comprehensivist. + qmd !
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903K Followers 2K Following Dad, Husband, Retired Army Lt. Colonel and Veteran, Former U.S. Congressman and Prosecutor, 17th EPA Administrator @EPALeeZeldin.
Meathead "BBQ Hall of... @meathead
43K Followers 1K Following BBQ Hall of Fame, publisher "World's Best" BBQ site https://t.co/CPpwtxFGME; author NY Times Best Seller "Meathead, The Science of Great BBQ and Grilling”
Freeman Jiang @freemanjiangg
7K Followers 2K Following ⁂ research engineer @sesame | cs @uwaterloo i make @beatsyncgg @gazooksapp @sevenariesmusicYou might like
