Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

I only tweet using my penis. I also only tweet on the bus. (oh yeah... I have terminal cancer.) (link to My first CD) https://t.co/8K9gBKjOA2 mobile.twitter.com/search?q=(from… Behind your mom 😕 "👉🏻👌🏻" Joined November 2010

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Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

4 years ago

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 23 Nov 2010 (via @twi_age).

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 23 Nov 2010 (via @twi_age).

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

A priest, a rabbit and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender asked the rabbit "what'll you have?" The rabbit replies, "I dunno... I'm only here because of autocorrect!"

Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt

5 years ago

I think astrology is bullshit too if it’s any constellation.

Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt

5 years ago

Sausage before sausbeauty.

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

Every now and then some smart-ass will ask me what I'm wearing under my Kilt.... I always reply, "your wife's lipstick!"

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Tits McDick @Tits_McDick

5 years ago

I hope there are mornings when Martha Stewart wakes up and says “fuck it” and sticks an Eggo waffle in the toaster.

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

This was OUR stimulus package growing up!

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Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

When you ate four pot brownies and now you wiegh 2 o'clock.

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Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

If you have a hearing aid, you're not a cougar... Technically, you're a Def Leppard.

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

Look at the size of this steak sub!

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Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

I did not change my clocks last night. I'm tweeting this from the future!

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

"Deep vein thrombosis" sounds like the name of a porno!

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

I couldn't even afford anything in this place if it was called "Half Foods!"

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

5 years ago

There's no crying during Anal. That cost extra!

Paul Rudd's Nuts! @Jimboleem

6 years ago

I'm no Karen, but making fun of retarded kids doesn't seem very PC to me.

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Fancy Pants

raconteur

I write this for fun
https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx

I know who DB Cooper is

Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx I know who DB Cooper is

Tony P. @Tbone7219

52K Followers 18K Following

Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).

Bob Golen @BobGolen

60K Followers 31K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).

Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmLu5i | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/F2vUtf3nx6

The Real Rodney Lacro... @RealRodLacroix

45K Followers 8K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmLu5i | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/F2vUtf3nx6

1...., Computer nerd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, B5, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by a fluffy cat, i tweet a lot!

Bob Kostic @causticbob

194K Followers 199K Following 1...., Computer nerd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, B5, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by a fluffy cat, i tweet a lot!

✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul

60K Followers 39K Following

Nice person. Buddhist.
Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚

cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2

24K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚

You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦
https://t.co/NcqURETrPU

Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve

24K Followers 9K Following You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦 https://t.co/NcqURETrPU

Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053

https://t.co/PN73YRdrct

Benny 'Sea Bass' Roll... @citizenkawala

23K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct

I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/zgwNkh2e5h

Darla @ddsmidt

38K Followers 12K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/zgwNkh2e5h

Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful.
https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

screaming on the inside https://t.co/4wkIW3JJk2

Stu, For Real @StuForReal

11K Followers 6K Following screaming on the inside https://t.co/4wkIW3JJk2

Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀

Kellalena @topaz_kell

102K Followers 8K Following Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀

duck, duck, goose

Heatherhere 👽 @Heatinblack

11K Followers 4K Following duck, duck, goose

My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path.
Dante Alighieri, Inferno

The B. @anerdonfire2

41K Followers 12K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno

The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'

Rick Aaron @RickAaron

15K Followers 12K Following The heat is comin' down and I'm not laughin'

can someone tell Elon to chill 🌻 Cap ♑️🌻 IG: jen_natural 🌻Venmo: Jenna-G-11🌻Cashapp: https://t.co/R8d6waSX5z 🌻 : https://t.co/no0sIw9ICL

jenntrify @_jennatural

119K Followers 5K Following can someone tell Elon to chill 🌻 Cap ♑️🌻 IG: jen_natural 🌻Venmo: Jenna-G-11🌻Cashapp: https://t.co/R8d6waSX5z 🌻 : https://t.co/no0sIw9ICL

Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.

Destry @DestryBrod

19K Followers 15K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.

I am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. $69 unblock fee. Meet ups for eating only.

Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99

35K Followers 24K Following I am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. $69 unblock fee. Meet ups for eating only.

18 🌺
made spicy page... and im looking for a content buddy 👇🏼

madi ✨ @maditzli

11 Followers 312 Following 18 🌺 made spicy page... and im looking for a content buddy 👇🏼

Brooke Auby @BrookeAuby419

82 Followers 426 Following

Ron Rondonna Dinkins @RonaldDinkins1

161 Followers 1K Following musician

I’m having a random check onlyfans account

Bunnie Barreras @BunnieB8390

25 Followers 615 Following I’m having a random check onlyfans account

Pet groomer providing styling, bathing, and wellness s

KindMean @2dcopz1kkd14963

5 Followers 152 Following Pet groomer providing styling, bathing, and wellness s

Award winning photog for 3 decades. Libertarian & Rapscallion.
I do crosswords in ink.
Law Enforcement Dad.
Published Author.
#fOCUS

Rodger (with a D) @Noz4news

3K Followers 6K Following Award winning photog for 3 decades. Libertarian & Rapscallion. I do crosswords in ink. Law Enforcement Dad. Published Author. #fOCUS

McPetee @PeteeMc29320

73 Followers 5K Following

Geterroph @geterroph46166

70 Followers 5K Following

Ella_VD @vd_ella32508

58 Followers 5K Following

Dashyez @Dashyez193158

58 Followers 4K Following

Soddea @soddea88167

69 Followers 792 Following

Don't follow me. Probably the most grounded, unstable person you'll never meet. Life is but a meme.

~~ @psychopsychic

1K Followers 970 Following Don't follow me. Probably the most grounded, unstable person you'll never meet. Life is but a meme.

never let your colors fade! 19/They,Them

Mariah @cattversx

211 Followers 758 Following never let your colors fade! 19/They,Them

Bigweenie2009 @bigweenie2009

22 Followers 1K Following Blablabla...

Kyle Thomas @KyleTho59

12 Followers 241 Following

MTGisAFuckingCunt @MTG_is_A_Cunt

62 Followers 213 Following

Hi, my name is Stan. I do not succumb to the provocations of various scum in social networks, because I want mutual trust and dialogue, not conflict.

Stanley Peters @Seedreamer

508 Followers 3K Following Hi, my name is Stan. I do not succumb to the provocations of various scum in social networks, because I want mutual trust and dialogue, not conflict.

I can't sleep in the daytime. I'm known as the office oddball. I have always been fearful of people and it is easier for me to be sexual with strangers.

Leonard Roberts @Leorobber

528 Followers 3K Following I can't sleep in the daytime. I'm known as the office oddball. I have always been fearful of people and it is easier for me to be sexual with strangers.

i'm a tiny green orb of deliciousness, a pea in perfect 8K, and fitness.

pea8K @pea8K

525 Followers 490 Following i'm a tiny green orb of deliciousness, a pea in perfect 8K, and fitness.

Trump supporters are garbage and so is Elon Musk

FuckThisApp @ElonIsAPoser

17 Followers 169 Following Trump supporters are garbage and so is Elon Musk

soapbox sermon of a canary in a coal mine

Little Miss Analysis ... @MMlle

842 Followers 291 Following soapbox sermon of a canary in a coal mine

🔝🍁⚓️⚽️ Top guy looking for slutty subs with no gag reflex to swallow my load. I'm interested in people's darker side. I’m a pervert but in a romantic way.

Frank Heydrich @frankderfuhrer

544 Followers 3K Following 🔝🍁⚓️⚽️ Top guy looking for slutty subs with no gag reflex to swallow my load. I'm interested in people's darker side. I’m a pervert but in a romantic way.

I trust no one, not even myself. Hate crowds. Love loneliness.
When I was young, everyone said I was the spitting image of my dad.

Norman Breytenbach @braytenbach

452 Followers 3K Following I trust no one, not even myself. Hate crowds. Love loneliness. When I was young, everyone said I was the spitting image of my dad.

Attorney. My suits are covered in dog hair.

Screwe @iamnotjoemama

905 Followers 3K Following Attorney. My suits are covered in dog hair.

i am here to see freshly brewed content that cure my boredom.

mohamed ibrahim @PrivateTawel

1 Followers 2K Following i am here to see freshly brewed content that cure my boredom.

Ashutosh Kumar @Ashutos80883227

0 Followers 58 Following good person

Revlis @Revlis55

2 Followers 312 Following 🙈🙉🙊

Paul Rudd Fans ❤️ @PaulRudd_Fans

26 Followers 155 Following

Greater Toronto Area Real Estate Broker, Abby, Mitchell, Erica, Ice Pirates, Cowboys, Leafs, Jays

Dale Thom @daleslife

436 Followers 4K Following Greater Toronto Area Real Estate Broker, Abby, Mitchell, Erica, Ice Pirates, Cowboys, Leafs, Jays

Interim caretaker of The National Paperclip Museum

Brendan O'Rourke @brendano74

192 Followers 1K Following Interim caretaker of The National Paperclip Museum

EJHayes @EJHayes

284 Followers 1K Following

if you dont love me I’ll killeth myself...

SluttyShakespeare @SluttyShakespea

355 Followers 846 Following if you dont love me I’ll killeth myself...

Single malt, multiple personality, special reserve, extra (im)matured... loves laughing. A lot. My pets are crazy by osmosis

Crazy Kat💤 @KatheeO2

1K Followers 4K Following Single malt, multiple personality, special reserve, extra (im)matured... loves laughing. A lot. My pets are crazy by osmosis

nflBills & nhlSens fan...
Fueled by Coffee and Sarcasm...

Dee Cee @ontherawk

297 Followers 2K Following nflBills & nhlSens fan... Fueled by Coffee and Sarcasm...

can you repeat the question?

maffs @the_maffster

1K Followers 2K Following can you repeat the question?

Brian Smith @smitty1124

477 Followers 300 Following

working class monkey

bobasco @bobasco8

180 Followers 366 Following working class monkey

I've been meaning to volunteer as a Big Brother for like...six years now.

Cory Schachtel @CorySchachtel

94 Followers 472 Following I've been meaning to volunteer as a Big Brother for like...six years now.

Ryan @pissshiver

66 Followers 235 Following

Mst adury @AduryMst

578 Followers 5K Following

Kindness Spreader/Mic Dropper

Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay

5K Followers 4K Following Kindness Spreader/Mic Dropper

ColleenLox @colleen_lox

3 Followers 36 Following

Peter @shaggytoodle

192 Followers 4K Following

PHD/GED/ADD/SOB/ADD/B.A./B.S. OMG! amirite?

Is that my lighter?

tHEe KENny G @Kenblazed

2K Followers 3K Following PHD/GED/ADD/SOB/ADD/B.A./B.S. OMG! amirite? Is that my lighter?

An aging hippie parent who follows soccer and despises extremism 🇺🇸
🌈 #CFC #Resister
I follow back 🙏🏻 🚫MAGA
🚫DM’s #progressive #gunreformnow

Kronos 🌊🌻☮️... @KronosofOregon

411 Followers 2K Following An aging hippie parent who follows soccer and despises extremism 🇺🇸 🌈 #CFC #Resister I follow back 🙏🏻 🚫MAGA 🚫DM’s #progressive #gunreformnow

Lifetime Learner

Jaret Sledz @JPSledz

852 Followers 221 Following Lifetime Learner

Service Tech. at I.E.S. residential. Cowboy and Spurs fan!!

Robert Riojas @R71Riojas

64 Followers 358 Following Service Tech. at I.E.S. residential. Cowboy and Spurs fan!!

Domingo Chavez @DomingoChavez9

183 Followers 1K Following

! @ScottWaddell24

326 Followers 1K Following

Fancy Pants

raconteur

I write this for fun
https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx

I know who DB Cooper is

Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx I know who DB Cooper is

Tony P. @Tbone7219

52K Followers 18K Following

Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).

Bob Golen @BobGolen

60K Followers 31K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).

Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmLu5i | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/F2vUtf3nx6

The Real Rodney Lacro... @RealRodLacroix

45K Followers 8K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmLu5i | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/F2vUtf3nx6

1...., Computer nerd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, B5, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by a fluffy cat, i tweet a lot!

Bob Kostic @causticbob

194K Followers 199K Following 1...., Computer nerd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, B5, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by a fluffy cat, i tweet a lot!

✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul

60K Followers 39K Following

Does this look infected?

Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

76K Followers 404 Following Does this look infected?

🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔

Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard

52K Followers 3K Following 🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔

Nice person. Buddhist.
Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚

cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2

24K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚

You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦
https://t.co/NcqURETrPU

Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve

24K Followers 9K Following You'll never find more people smoking than outside of a hospital 🇨🇦 https://t.co/NcqURETrPU

divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu

Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer

73K Followers 8K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu

Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053

https://t.co/PN73YRdrct

Benny 'Sea Bass' Roll... @citizenkawala

23K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct

I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag https://t.co/tvbIjt1kXf

dire wolf @ADDiane

29K Followers 2K Following five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag https://t.co/tvbIjt1kXf

I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/zgwNkh2e5h

Darla @ddsmidt

38K Followers 12K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/zgwNkh2e5h

Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful.
https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes

octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman

35K Followers 2K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes

screaming on the inside https://t.co/4wkIW3JJk2

Stu, For Real @StuForReal

11K Followers 6K Following screaming on the inside https://t.co/4wkIW3JJk2

NYC ❤️ I Wake up fucking fabulous! 👸🏼of the 80s 👸🏼of Goofy T-Shirts 👸🏼of MLB 👸🏼of Shoes 👸🏼of WWE 👸🏼of Video Games

Baseball Chickie! @baseballchickie

192K Followers 1K Following NYC ❤️ I Wake up fucking fabulous! 👸🏼of the 80s 👸🏼of Goofy T-Shirts 👸🏼of MLB 👸🏼of Shoes 👸🏼of WWE 👸🏼of Video Games

• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •

.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin

55K Followers 3K Following • goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • threads • subscribe •

SpunkyDame @DameSpunky

7K Followers 6K Following

Back-up account for @Theresaroets911 Human Rights Activist! Lesbo! Followed by @DaveWeasel @glennkirschner2 @DearAuntCrabby @RJSzczerba @JordanYorkMusic NO DM

Tee Roets @CrazyTee911

13K Followers 7K Following Back-up account for @Theresaroets911 Human Rights Activist! Lesbo! Followed by @DaveWeasel @glennkirschner2 @DearAuntCrabby @RJSzczerba @JordanYorkMusic NO DM

can you repeat the question?

maffs @the_maffster

1K Followers 2K Following can you repeat the question?

Comedian, actor, mammal

Looming gig: Osage Beach (smack dab in the heart o’ the Ozarks), September 30

2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: https://t.co/JqfdtOLa4i

Emo Philips @EmoPhilips

108K Followers 663 Following Comedian, actor, mammal Looming gig: Osage Beach (smack dab in the heart o’ the Ozarks), September 30 2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: https://t.co/JqfdtOLa4i

The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.

George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace

758K Followers 5K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.

Simple Florida lizard rawr.

Yeller Lizard 🦎�... @FellerYeller

3K Followers 6K Following Simple Florida lizard rawr.

Kindness Spreader/Mic Dropper

Green-Eyed Ninja @theamyjay

5K Followers 4K Following Kindness Spreader/Mic Dropper

I am the evil ex-wife. My attorney tells me I need to keep a journal. Stories are real; names are not. If you know who I am, tell my ex and I will cut you.

Scarlett H. @SeeingScarlett

8 Followers 21 Following I am the evil ex-wife. My attorney tells me I need to keep a journal. Stories are real; names are not. If you know who I am, tell my ex and I will cut you.

Lifetime Learner

Jaret Sledz @JPSledz

852 Followers 221 Following Lifetime Learner

! @ScottWaddell24

326 Followers 1K Following

Not Donald Trump • Just here to make some friends and also America great again • Love sudafed and hamberders

John Barron @barronjohn1946

314K Followers 1 Following Not Donald Trump • Just here to make some friends and also America great again • Love sudafed and hamberders

mr duhh @realbeavis619

578 Followers 5K Following ask about me

''If God is for us, no one can be against us.''

The D. Roy @thedirtyroy

352 Followers 4K Following ''If God is for us, no one can be against us.''

at the speed of Cheeba

Space Cowboy @Schmill4

123 Followers 557 Following at the speed of Cheeba

|| Father to an adopted Rottweiler|| Love my Motherland🇮🇳 || Revel in slapstick humour for semblance of sanity.

GreazedLightning 🧡... @greazdlightning

407 Followers 600 Following || Father to an adopted Rottweiler|| Love my Motherland🇮🇳 || Revel in slapstick humour for semblance of sanity.

Ethel Lein @LeinEthel

357 Followers 2K Following Just curious

Full time photographer
Professional house/pet sitter
Adventurer

Heath Hughes @diverse_eye

51 Followers 677 Following Full time photographer Professional house/pet sitter Adventurer

Ran out of tampons. Using a Twinkie.

Funny Beach Girl @funnybeachgirl

7K Followers 293 Following Ran out of tampons. Using a Twinkie.

DARTH MAUL | POE DAMERON | Noblesse FRANKENSTEIN LEE | 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 ✨ 리키 🐈| No Na Christy 🤸

DISCLAIMER: WILL BOMB TL WITH 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂

Ria Navarita @dare_darou

3K Followers 2K Following DARTH MAUL | POE DAMERON | Noblesse FRANKENSTEIN LEE | 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 ✨ 리키 🐈| No Na Christy 🤸 DISCLAIMER: WILL BOMB TL WITH 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂

save the turtles 🐢

JHVI @JHVI1

4K Followers 5K Following save the turtles 🐢

life is short enjoy it, 60, pittsburgh, three adult children, divorced, work for post office since 1981, college degree 2012, lawn cutting buisness since 2008,

Mike @coffee_1_1

8K Followers 5K Following life is short enjoy it, 60, pittsburgh, three adult children, divorced, work for post office since 1981, college degree 2012, lawn cutting buisness since 2008,

I’m boring and tweet bullshit.

Meh Curie @BeckQuerels

8K Followers 5K Following I’m boring and tweet bullshit.

@DesusNice & @THEKIDMERO give you that 🎨. Available on Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube (https://t.co/8pxMsgZgtV)

Bodega Boys @BodegaBoys

96K Followers 15 Following @DesusNice & @THEKIDMERO give you that 🎨. Available on Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube (https://t.co/8pxMsgZgtV)

#KNICKS | #BX | @desuspieces every Tuesday & Friday on Youtube

Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice

877K Followers 2K Following #KNICKS | #BX | @desuspieces every Tuesday & Friday on Youtube

dumps like a truck truck truck thighs like what what what

Dammit Erin @DammitErin

8K Followers 3K Following dumps like a truck truck truck thighs like what what what

Spiritual but not religious. https://t.co/9wMTURWq1l

God @TheTweetOfGod

5.5M Followers 1 Following Spiritual but not religious. https://t.co/9wMTURWq1l

sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
https://t.co/tM0MJwouq5

Frank Chips @dad_chips

4K Followers 3K Following sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad https://t.co/tM0MJwouq5

I'm an: #artist, #actor, #filmmaker, #agitator, #skeptic, #miscreant, fond of: #mastication. A #drunkard and occasional #scallywag.

Earl Ray Saathoff -- ... @frankensteam

784 Followers 4K Following I'm an: #artist, #actor, #filmmaker, #agitator, #skeptic, #miscreant, fond of: #mastication. A #drunkard and occasional #scallywag.

Cynical Parody. Doesn’t Comply. Natural Immunity Chad. iNsUrReCtIoN. Musk Bro. Big Balls. Koke Ina. Built the wall. USMC.

The Cocaína 🐂🀄... @MrNukemCocaine

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