Jim @Jimpetuous
Comedian & writer. Check the link for upcoming gigs jimelliottcomedy.com Dublin City, Ireland Joined April 2010-
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Power went out in the studio, but the mic stayed on
a short story by George Saunders
Just some guy on the other side spreading his asshole every time he hears the bell ring
@EoinKeane101 bluesky is the methadone to twitter's heron (in theory it's healthier but it just doesn't scratch the itch)
Goldfinger opening for Sugar Ray, 1997, 9:30 Club
Concert you've been to where the opening act was better than the headliner?
I'm playing a game where I drink every time the Irish announcers use the term "dispossessed" and I am now dead
@RyanCullen90 I ask you: what's the point of having the most corrupt administration on the planet if you're not going to use it?
Mitch McConnell said "I'm going to hold my breath until LeBron picks a team" and we all thought he was joking
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and im proud to stay at the sheraton / where at least the wifis free
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Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
#Wizards bringing in Patrick Ewing specifically to coach Ayton. Love it.
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Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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THE GREATEST INTERNET VIDEO EVER. 🤣🤣🤣 HAPPY JULY 4TH.
There's so many angles of this video. The tiktok edits are gonna be nuts
You couldn't make this up. If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.
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